Sav 🎃

the forbidden lunch (hard boiled egg eaten over sink)

Ween hallowed say the darksouls bb Skellys

GN

I swear I have a copy of Night of the Living Dead on 4K

I am in a situation

Too drunk to take a normal photo sorry

Nick got me cute earrings and made me cry for our anniversary’s 10/10

Opposite drunk orientations strike again

(For context, nearly 2 million Pennsylvanians recieve SNAP right now, totalling $366 million in aid. So $6 million replaces 1.6% of lost federal money.)

God I hate him. A pittance!!!

Jesus Christ my man’s got consumption (wishing you a swift recovery)

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

Educational system is so bad you can't even tell people to stay in school anymore

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

I remember being a kid in the 1990s, reading all these articles about how Generation X was Too Cool To Buy Houses, how they were a bunch of wastoid drifters busking around doing drugs, getting high, having gay sex, and thinking "that's so fucking cool actually"

wtf are my parents going to watch now

Dozle's malevolent spirit from episode 36 is a good touch

Always
Be
Ready

orange cat asleep face down on an ottoman. it looks like he fell down and went right to sleep

dude is CONKED

Happy Hallowmas to all who observe

If you ever feel insecure, just remember that someone asked ChatGPT how to replace sodium in their diet and it told them to use swimming pool cleaning chemicals instead of salt and they did

Unbelievably tragic piece about all the crossing guards injured or killed on the job in the US.

One school district in South Carolina has had 4(!) crossing guards hit or killed on the job.

These are people trying to fix the problems caused caused by traffic engineers, and are dying doing it.

the joyous fridays are back

let the sake flow

Happy Halloween! 🎃

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

small child: daddy what did you do when fascism took over Washington:
father, grimly: Son, I did the vitally important work of yelling at trans people they were going to the camps unless they voted for Gavin Newsom