miranda rights

Oh no. I care deeply. Insofar as I care about Dave Portnoy and Barstool being farther away from me thanks.

Welcome to my hood! Thanks for your hard work both of y'all

"Ah. Well. Nevertheless"

Took all of this for my group chats tysm 🙏🏼

Man I'm such a homer for my neighborhood of Astoria, Queens seeing Layali Beirut brought a tear to my eye

Dog bus driver is my Sistine Chapel

Paul Downs lookin motherfucker

I don't wanna talk about it

"Mamdani only has four planks to his platform." Ok what's Cuomo's platform. Can you name anything he's said he's going to do in an effort to improve the city?

To describe Mamdani's campaign as "laced with antisemitism" while not addressing the in your face gutter racism Cuomo's been using down the stretch gives the game away really.

Trivia cheating scandals are my lifeblood, thank you

"All of it, in the end, becomes a question of what you will settle for, and how much you are willing to bear in exchange for a chance at making things less unbearable."

I have a real feeling of romanticism about NYC today. This city has magic

People who live in cities are Real Americans. This beautiful way of life is just as sacred as the homestead. It's worth protecting. It's worth preserving.

*is an assemblyman! Part of it is that Mamdani is special and has the juice, but part of it is that he also is of an age where he recognizes the level of scrutiny that comes with running in the Internet age and the savvy to understand how to navigate that.

Mamdani got everyone excited! But Zohran Mamdani held elected office before running, so had a period of vetting on a smaller scale that prevented huge surprises like this

I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!

Love that this is how I found out you have a new kid! Congratulations ❤️

If you see any Jeff Onnen for city council signs give my dad a little honk for me

Trivia Team Name:
Zohran Mamdani's ASMR Pronunciation of "New Yorkers"

They really weren't. Signed, the former vice president of the Ohio State college Republicans (sorry)

Loveland frog - Wikipedia

Frogman
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This is the Drake defamation opinion re: Not Like Us since the thumbnail is useless

Reading pop culture bullshit through a legal translation filter is my heroin

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Well, no foreskin and buckets of neurodivergence mostly

God that explains so much about the way I am

Yeah they watched Harry's Law

I've been recognized exactly twice from Jeopardy and it was a fun and thrilling experience that I imagine wears out its welcome very quickly.

smart of the Lions to allow Jake Browning to look "resourceful" and "gritty" during that drive so that the Bengals will leave Jake Browning in for the second half

As a long time fan--Start with Yo Hago. It marks the clear turning point in his career from more generic reggaeton to something special