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Water conservation enthusiast

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little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on

18.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world building in Seinfeld is incredible. They almost make New York seem like a real place

11.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All three

11.11.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OZ?

09.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fur hooded coat

02.11.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I donโ€™t know anything about cars and I canโ€™t help

28.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sore throats really punch above their weight on the misery scale

28.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apologies for the quality

19.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It finally skedaddled whatever it was.

19.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was my thought as well. It's flying pretty low and it's in a fairly tight circle. Manned aircraft doesn't seem practical, but I'm no expert.

19.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live a couple blocks away from the detention center so I can't escape these ghouls

19.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to tell since it's dark, but it looks either a very large drone or a single prop plane that's been circling over the broadview detention center for a while.

19.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have any idea what the aircraft circling overhead is?

19.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Detroit won 4-1

16.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your hairstylist fucks up your hair you should get to cut their hair

07.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you feel that kids can still receive a sufficient education at school without supplemental material at home? I'm sure it depends greatly on the school system, but I assume what you're describing is common practice.

03.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's totally fucked, Man

03.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you haven't already, I recommend checking out @edzitron.com. He has been covering the AI boom for a while now and does an excellent job of laying bare the financial reality of the entire AI industry. He has written so many well researched newsletters that essentially confirm there's a bubble

27.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice, which one?

25.09.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
toyota previa

toyota previa

ford aerostar

ford aerostar

chevy lumina apv

chevy lumina apv

dodge grand caravan

dodge grand caravan

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

19.09.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 502    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

what's that shit on the left? I like the bottle

20.09.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked at a paper recycling plant for 1 day. It was the most disgusting place I've ever been. My job was to walk on a slow moving conveyer belt and pull out any non-paper materials. The 'lifers' working there would look through old bday cards for cash and set aside porn mags to keep. It was dismal

19.09.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

04.09.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every time I get a window seat on a flight

02.09.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should make new towns. All these MFers are old

02.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fingernails and teeth should swap. I'll gladly trim my teeth, but my nails don't need attention more than once every 6 months.

01.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things would be much better off for all of us if heart disease worked faster

31.08.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's actually selztery, it's not thick?

31.08.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cherish my boring, anodyne follows. Traffic was bad today? Dang. You're gonna watch some 30 rock? Nice. You're gonna order some Pho tonight? You sustain me.

30.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respectfully, it looks horrendous. I'll buy some.

30.08.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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