Zac Lambert

The wave was a paid actor

for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

Alright so here’s what you’re going to do: you’re going to click this link to go to the Capcom bundle on Fanatical. You’re going to add Ghost Trick and AceAttorney to the deal. You’re going to play some of the best games ever made. You’re going to get brainrot

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

I knew the entire stadium would shout along with A Minor but still didn’t make it any less funny when it actually happened

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

You should go for it

Who's ready for the worst four years ever

Today is the last day you can post this picture

“I’ll just play a few rounds in Balatro” said the stupid man stupidly

Very proud of my Italian heritage today for no particular reason

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

How tf are you gonna take woke shit out of a role-playing game? I’ll just pretend it’s still there dumbass

Oh we’re posting ancient memes on here huh? Are rage comics going to make a comeback?

Look, I know this might be a hard thing to head, but as we get closer to the holiday season there’s something you need to know: I’ve seen the court records. Grandpa is planning to sue the pants off of Santa. And based on this filing, I think the law is on his side.

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

Excited for Balatro, sad for Infinite Wealth

Determined to make this place less of an echo chamber by coming up with some bold new takes: for example, we should abolish the electoral college and replace it with a 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer

Jake Paul should fight Dianne Feinstein next

If you see this post, post your favorite Pokémon

RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:

Haha I get it, cause only people with brain damage would play Assassin’s Creed, A+ joke

THE BANGER TWEETS JUST WONT STOP 🔥🔥🔥

Media I enjoy:

🎮 Ace Attorney
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🎮 Yakuza
🎮 Ace Attorney