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@j.schwa.systems

Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.

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Latest posts by j.schwa.systems on Bluesky

I really want to try my hand at airbrushing minis, but don’t want to deal with ventilation. A little amount aerosolized paint is okay isn’t it? Maybe even good for you? Like it builds your tolerance?

11.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the number of times they tried and failed to bring Mischief Night back, I’m so glad they pulled it off, it’s such a fun little event

11.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this taken at a Nebraska hardcore show

11.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Sophie Ellis-Bextor record fuckin slaps

11.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

10.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2531    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 36

Sophie Ellis-Bextor: DJ, gonna burn this goddamn house right down

10.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

08.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3504    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 1237

So we both showed each other various clips, shocked at the wide difference between him doing Shakespeare, and him doing Dr. Steve Brule

08.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My college roommate (a drama major) had a dvd set of short adaptations of Beckett pieces with big name actors, like Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson and so forth. One of them had John C. Reilly, who at the time I had only known for his Adult Swim work. She only knew him for his dramatic work

08.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why has no one yet figured out how to make a rotisserie chicken entirely out of drumsticks?

08.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Reddit complain about how much everyone hates caravans for a year straight, now getting mad that they’re removing caravans

04.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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video games are cooked until we get credits like this again

03.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life has too many repetitive fetch quests.

How many times are they going to give me basically the exact same mission to bring back various items from the grocery store?? Boring.

02.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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But β€œUp and atom!” was Radioactive Man’s catchphrase!

01.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single morning when I am willing myself to get out of bed, in my head I go β€œUp and at them” in the voice of Rainier Wolfcastle trying to say β€œUp and atom!”

01.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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looking at cyberdeck videos on youtube and i like that most cyberdeck concepts are "what if a laptop looked cool and fucking sucked"

29.09.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Ben Mankiewicz in a skin tight ski suit flexing and posing; it looks like he's wearing nothing at all. Homer reacts in disgust.

Ben Mankiewicz in a skin tight ski suit flexing and posing; it looks like he's wearing nothing at all. Homer reacts in disgust.

Stupid Sexy Ben Mankiewicz

29.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I read this over the weekend, it was good!

28.09.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always loved that jacket!

27.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

27.09.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2112    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh it may well be, I was just surprised not to see it anywhere here since it’s a Maine thing

27.09.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A yellow tee shirt with the test Greatest Trek and the image of a TOS style phaser with a flag shooting out of it with the word β€œpew!” on it.

A yellow tee shirt with the test Greatest Trek and the image of a TOS style phaser with a flag shooting out of it with the word β€œpew!” on it.

A blue tee shirt featuring a Spock helmet like the one that was for some reason sold as a toy in the 60s but afaik never appeared on the show. It’s a white helmet with a visor and a rotating red light on the top. The name Spock has been replaced with Greatest Trek.

A blue tee shirt featuring a Spock helmet like the one that was for some reason sold as a toy in the 60s but afaik never appeared on the show. It’s a white helmet with a visor and a rotating red light on the top. The name Spock has been replaced with Greatest Trek.

A red tee shirt with the text Greatest Trek and a drawing of a TOS Communicator that has a pair of iPhone headphones plugged into it.

A red tee shirt with the text Greatest Trek and a drawing of a TOS Communicator that has a pair of iPhone headphones plugged into it.

Over on PodShop.biz we just launched over a dozen new items including some tees drawn by yours truly! Support @greatesttrek.com with every purchase!

27.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

An entire week in Maine and I didn’t see any Moxie Cola anywhere, to the point where I thought they didn’t make it any more. Finally found some at the airport as we’re leaving Maine.

27.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Food so good you’ll burn down Kansas

26.09.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

M.C. Escher lookin-ass school

25.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A bottle of cologne from the brand fine’ry; the scent name is β€œAlleged”

A bottle of cologne from the brand fine’ry; the scent name is β€œAlleged”

Alleged, a parfum for the man who settles his indiscretions out of court

25.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The city is under attack by giant mutant hornets and NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT. #LNK

25.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I sneak a #mbmbam reference into my wedding vows? Yes I did.

25.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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