Dead Bart

They'll just replace him with another 20 year old DOGE-adjacent weirdo.

BitchX

I'm not convinced that Grok isn't actually a bunch of Indian dudes in a converted call center.

Nah, they have to keep up the theatrics so they can continue their insider trading social club. They're content to just tickle fight each other so enough people don't start asking what the point of them even is anymore

Dude doesn't even know what's in the bill that he's yapping about other than tax cuts for him and his buds. I'd like for someone in the media to ask him to name 5 things that makes it so "beautiful" but they're all too scared.

Standing on business in solidarity with the Biebs

Looks like he's be surrounded by JD's guard chairs

What a strange movie. Fuck it, it was entertaining enough though.

Nice to know TikTok was his to sell.. I'm sure everything will be very legal and very cool.

Dude put on his detective cap and did the work

Hell yeah! People shit on Signs because of the ridiculous water plot but who cares about that, it's a fun movie

Swing away, Merrill

i'm here you fuckaas bitch, where you at?

Screencap from the movie Signs of the scene where Joaquin Phoenix yells at kids on TV to run after they see an alien in the alleyway

Move, children! Vamonos!

The black dude must've missed the jeans sale at Kohl's.

If I was you I'd skatter that christmas tree all over the parking lot and when I was done, I'd take that brown Pyrex casserole dish home with me!

I stepped in apple sauce, so what?

Big balls, little prick. He lasted less than a month as a 'real' government employee after his 120 days of wreaking havoc.

I guess it's not as fun without the backing of Elon.

Whatever makes sense

"I unplugged the network cable from my desk phone and plugged it directly in to my docking station and now my phone is no longer working."

Hmm, I wonder why..

Why is Marco looming in the background of the shitter?

Congrats to the president on brokering a fake ceasefire

Do I have to pay extra to book a cruise on the Poop Cruise?

Those jeans are definitely leaving nothing to the imagination

3 out of 5 of the Smothers Bros!

"First time I'm hearing about it"

Damn girl I see that underbite and I like it

Delete facebook, lawyer up, and hit the gym

Charlamagne Tha God has JD Vance eyes

President Trump truly is the stablest genius of our times for bringing back phrases like "Peace Through Strength" and old timey words like "groceries."

What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?

A million ICP and Twiztid posters and this