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I'm very bad at watching cutscenes but I'm also only in the stormblood expansion and need to CATCH UP QUICK!!

SANDY POOPS!

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My default look is ripped jeans and cowboy boots but also a chainmail bikini and tonberry head for PvP

FFXIV developers: you can wear fantasy armor! You can own many princely attires! Ornate gowns!

The user base: SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS PLZ!

Every quest in final fantasy fourteen is like "I need you to kill a bitch, do an emote of something sexy, then bring me a lemon"

They know us better than we do!

Trying that intuitive eating thing and finally allowing my body to ingest fistfuls of sand.

Oh no!

Where he going!!

*X-files font* TRUST NO ONE

Oh I like that advice!

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Also I'm forty years old and embarrassed

I fucked outta discord groups after a criticism I made about a user on here got out into the open and like, I don't have time for that and I definitely didn't want my spur of the moment bitchy rant to ruin that person's day! Lesson learned. I love you all but I don't trust anyone online for shit!

It's times like this that I hope I die first because life without him would be unbearable and with a lot less caffeine

My bf makes me a coffee every morning because we're fancy freaks and part of the ritual is deciphering his latte art like a mystic peering at a pile of gunky tea leaves.

Today it was CHALLENGER EXPLOSION and believe or not I actually got it right lmfao.

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All this does is make me admire his ingenuity!!

I wanna look in her several rich person fridges and freezers so I'm coming to help!!

Can't wait to hear it!!

If you are looking to challenge your mind and body I recommend locking yourself out of the house

Mmmm forbidden coral!!

I'm sorry but this was fuckin HILARIOUS to me last night

Chibi JD Vance

My therapist: Chibi JD Vance isn't real and can't hurt you or however this format is supposed to go

Chibi JD Vance:

equifax sounds like it would be the name of a mythical horse that can communicate telepathically and perform incredible physical feats, not a dumb credit agency

Dang that looks good!

You know it's gonna be fucked when they have disclaimers and the actors pleading with scared eyes before the beginning of episode one omg

Oh Christ lmfao it's seriously like a bunch of 50 year olds got together and made an abomination!!