birdertyler

Hundreds of Beavers.

ah yes, the art of pishing 😇

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THREE LIKES?? you guys!! wow... I didn't think this would blow up... you've unlocked ducks!

i’ve got stacks of rock collections under my bed.

“And eye will owlways love you.”
Yep, that’s the one. Post.
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if people don’t follow me I just assume they hate birds. (or my puns……. nah, they hate birds.)

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“Hmmmm”
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He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks white like Betty
He’s abominable and strong because his mom’s a yeti

“A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!”
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I love this.

Digital illustration of three identical burrowing owls deep underground. Two owls have headlamps. The owls are from a lino-cut print, inverted to white. The background tones are black and dark browns, like in a cave. The owls eyes glow yellow.

Today’s #ArtAdventCalendar is from a time when I tried lino-cut. I carved a burrowing owl and made a few prints, and scanned one to craft this digital illustration of how I think they behave underground where we can’t see them! (Maybe @burrowingowl.bsky.social can confirm.) #birds #art

I always see it. It is ever present. Life is a constant hell of nose.

This owl looks like a thumb.
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Hundreds of Beavers.

“I wanna have a daughter so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in a Pringles can.” —Robert “Bo” Burnham

1919 Influenza Blues

Russian National Anthem

“Perhaps the real treasure was the friends I ate along the way.”
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you might find a loophole by invoking the Dikfore Remedy.

“The horrors are endless, but my rizz is relentless.”
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my Sibley Guide App Wrapped says I looked up the difference between Cooper’s and Sharp-shinned Hawks 1992837 times this year.

Winnemucca Phukar

Winnemucca Phukar

Roses are red
My friend’s name is Tucker
This taxidermied #bird is a

I did great at No Nut November—didn’t spot a single Nuthatch!
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Players gonna play. Haters gonna hate. Huffles gonna puff.
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me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving

there is a place on Reddit with stories like this. a realm of unspeakable horrors.

Some things are hard to swallow.
This bird pun is one example.
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