We’re not that lucky. Sadistic regime wants us to watch Gabriel.

Jesus, Dillon Gabriel is awful.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Animals in general. It would be hysterical.

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Hoooooooly fuck, the Cleveland Browns haven’t embarrassed themselves here?

Get this out there.

This oline sucks copious asscheeks, but Gabriel isn’t the answer. Just a backup.

Ready to see an organizational overhaul…but rather, another postgame coach conference saying “we have to be better” is on the way.

Just an awful organization.

Time for a new HC and offensive approach. They aren’t doing their players any favors.

This offensive coaching staff is so atrocious. Zero fucking creativity.

Kevin & co. need to go.

- we will get shut out today, as apparently, we project our simplistic offensive playcalling

- our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row

Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.

Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!

I just started sipping a 50 mg seltzer.

I feel funny.

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

God, I had Klatt.

…but that magically was DPI?

Not only was that a catch, but it was DPI.

This, quite literally, is a non-story. Our government has been over-run by kleptocratic maniacs…and you write about a “proposed” Romanian real estate deal from over a decade ago?

Disgraceful.

Fucking hell, dude, stop throwing so fucking high every time.

As w’re playing went and some random rookie, it’s safe to say our defense didn’t totally make this trip.

FUCKING FIELD TURF

Oh, well then certainly not.

(this is sarcasm, in case it didn’t translate)

Are you saying the 2025 Browns aren’t enough to satiate your sports hunger?

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Yep. We’re sad to see you drowning but you chose not to wear a life jacket in November.