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ELBOWS UP ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals. NO DMs PLEASE

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The amount of work this must have taken. It's brilliant.

27.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democracy works great when you take the billionaires out of the equation.

25.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The community notes people don't get enough love. They are doing their part.

23.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The franchise has lost it's magic. I blame casting. I will still hate watch every English speaking or dubbed season that comes though, lol. #LoveIsBlind

22.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them eat cheap, ultra processed cake-like snacks!

22.10.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This cast is stacked! I need Kara to be as awful as I remember. I'm team Kevin. #TheTraitorsCanada

22.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crowd was going insane i can't even imagine being there tonight! We CAN have nice things!

21.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Epstein is so much bigger than we could ever imagine. Entire governments will be destroyed. Institutions will fall. Powerful people involved that may shock us. The world needs this so we can move forward.

20.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished it a few minutes ago. So disturbing. The sentence was well deserved.

My heart breaks for the babies and the others in the community for the trauma this awful woman inflicted on them.

18.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am literally hearting every #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK post I see cause you guys are on fire tonight!

This cast is amazing. Ruth needs to be in way more stuff and Celia is my new life goal.

18.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out that having babies in America is not financially achievable, starting from the price you pay just to give birth in a hospital and ending with living in poverty trying to feed and clothe your children.

17.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is nothing more than an opportunist. She'll do anything to be famous and wealthy. Landing #RHOM must have felt like a dream come true.

17.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this idea! Celebrate that you're on the right side of history. Your children will appreciate that you fought for their future.

16.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pritzker/Ossoff would be a great ticket for 2028. If MAGA doesn't cancel the election, I mean.

16.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes you wonder if the "peace deal" was just theater.

16.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm concerned about the quality of men in the general Denver area. #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind9

16.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mary always has the best stories. I can't even. #RHOSLC

15.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America has never been riper for an attack by China. The Chinese military is strong and the American military is run by a Fox News host who has decimated it. It won't even be a fair fight at this point.

13.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canadians need to be watching the US closely and seeing what works and what doesn't work, because if rich people and Maple MAGA have their way, it will happen here and we need to be prepared.

13.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LMAO that they are both smiling in their mug shots. Must have consumed some Happy Eddie's beforehand.

10.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Housewives are dropping like flies, lol.

10.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So a member of the South American Antifa Organization won the Nobel Peace Prize?

10.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're making too much money off the grift. They don't care about him anymore than he cares about them. It's how he raised them. Apples/trees etc.

10.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greta or Zelenskyy. Either will do the job.

09.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Ol Marge better stay away from high rise apartments.

08.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Trump manages to declare martial law, it won't matter what's in the Epstein files.

07.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I did the your/you're thing. Ouch.

06.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One megaphone. "You're penis must be so small!". Repeatedly.

06.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Privilege is having rich parents who give you tons of money but you bankrupt all your businesses so you have to run for President to scam people out of their money so you can start more businesses and flee the country to avoid prosecution.

06.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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