𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 🍯

i’m convinced the amount of people talking about eggs don’t even like eggs

i need jesus right now (i have a lot of water and no wine)

the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]

I hate it when I'm washing dishes, and then I've suddenly been entered into a wet t-shirt contest

missed ur face 🤍

the best part about having a personality is that i don’t have to pretend to like politics

i feel like a newborn baby lamb that’s fallen on its face three times already 😂

*sticks my tongue in your ear so i can download all of your data*

I can't believe I learned how to read for this

that’s a relief