Hellerbee

The Mythical Witch Month

Disrupting the pizza industry or disrupting the ass industry?

Counterpoint: Bred and Breakfast

Windmill is not a crime.

"Well, looks like you've kept busy."

Oh, her.

Not so loud! Everyone will want one

So I sez to the judge, I sez...

Nice excuse for not removing the eyes.

Found Judas's account.

"If an explosion does occur, walk quickly and calmly to the nearest exit."

a band should know what they need to be at their best.

Challenge excepted.

With a little wooden spoon.

¡Vivo Estipido!

I can't remember if "punk rock babes" was a thing for me before I saw this, but it certainly was afterwards.

Colic (1994)

"Oh, it's fine? You go up there then!"

Quitter

Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing

good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back

The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault?

@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time!

And by that I mean a guest appearance on...

@midnightpals.bsky.social !

#cockslapping

Iron Chef: Hell

Pay off student loans for an art degree, transition, drugs, pay dues to Satanic Temple. Oh, and tattoos.

Get in, loser. We're going crying.

Wurst case scenario.

Her name. Is on. The lease.

We have always been at war with Fantasia.