@thescottyallen.bsky.social
Founder at The Product Bus. Product, startups, cheese aficionado (that means you eat it a lot, right?)
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
05.04.2025 02:45 — 👍 59141 🔁 6980 💬 2069 📌 468All this meaningless persecution, and yet the people who invented child-size shopping carts are still free….
31.03.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep up the good work!
23.03.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Done!
22.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whenever you're sitting in a professional development event with a bunch of strangers, what is the main thing on your mind and why is it who you would vote first if this was Survivor
15.03.2025 08:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m waiting for the Hamburglar episode
13.03.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
05.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 2860 🔁 307 💬 57 📌 20Where’s a good military coup when you need one?
05.03.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awaiting the announcement of the appointment of Andrew Tate to the US Cabinet as the Secretary for Women.
28.02.2025 03:56 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Maybe Musk has the peepee tapes
27.02.2025 10:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was buying eggs before the boom follow me for more investment advice
18.02.2025 08:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I think it can’t get more terrifying….
18.02.2025 07:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Where Law Ends Tyranny Begins"
Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.
15.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 19580 🔁 5750 💬 290 📌 247Maybe Greenland has cheap eggs
12.02.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
You have to say seven mean things about Cyclops first.
09.02.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I already have whoever it was blocked 😂
14.01.2025 08:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And to think we would have done it for free.
29.12.2024 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was wondering….
11.12.2024 10:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Muting anyone who introduces themselves by announcing how many followers they had at xitter. Very empowering.
08.12.2024 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Founder: “We’re like Uber meets Netflix meets AirBNB, but for lawnmowers.”
Me: (quietly adds a third meditation app to my phone)
I’m convinced these are actual discussions.
27.11.2024 04:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am declaring war on today’s @nytimes.com Connections.
21.11.2024 10:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Again? How many does that make now?
19.11.2024 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I assume you mean cannibal parents…
18.11.2024 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I gave up 9 followers on Google+ to be here. I sure hope I can rebuild.
18.11.2024 03:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Founders: Our target market is anyone with a pulse.
Me: (pops an antacid, deep breath) No.
And yet the amount it pays for most things is usually minuscule.
12.11.2024 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
