Tiffany

Barbie phone lit up in the dark. The podcast Knowledge Fight is on the screen

What is even wrong with me 😂

I’m not fancy enough for that kind of stuff but I’d take both desserts lol

Definitely worth a try. If this one doesn’t do it, maybe more?

A selfie. I’m holding a pink flip phone. I’m also wearing a “I am Kenough” hoodie from the Barbie movie.

Barbie phone. The flip phone is closed and the front is a mirror, reflecting the cloudy sky.

Once I get this thing activated, I’m gonna stop staring at my sadness rectangle every day and go back to t9 texting like a boss.

sorry if I come across as condescending and aggressive sometimes. i am condescending and aggressive

If you’ve recently awoken from a coma, the Speaker of the House is stalling the swearing in of a newly elected member from Arizona because she would be the deciding vote in the discharge petition to release the Epstein files, which would be trouble for his boss.

You’re caught up.

Ps: Welcome back.

This is so real

I ordered the Barbie phone. See yall in hell.

My boss calls me boss tho.

🤔seems when you’re the richest man in the world you can drill holes wherever you want in @GovBillLee’s Tennessee

“While the location isn’t in line with the Tesla tunnel map… Musk’s company expressed interest in expanding to other parts of Nashville…” www.tennessean.com/story/money/...

When I think of A.I. I think of asbestos. To begin with everyone thought Asbestos was amazing, folk used it in everything. Then they started learning it was dangerous, research was done, they stopped using it, thou for some the damage was already done. Stop using A.I and limit the damage it's doing.

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Whenever we slept over at my grandparents' house, my cousins and I would make fun of my grandma for vacuuming the house at 6am.

Now, in my 50s, I understand that 1) menopausal women live on their own time. We live outside of time. 2) We have to get shit done and we don't care.

Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:

Is the siren song of night coffee the reason old people drink decaf after dinner?

A selfie. I’m laying in bed. There’s a black and white tuxedo cat wrapped around my head on my pillow. The blanket is pulled up over one of my shoulders.

Is this a thirst trap?

more like crapitalism am i right

This guy I haven’t seen in a while was like omg you look so skinny. And I was like omg that is such a rude thing to say, but also thank you 😂

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

A selfie. I’m laying in bed. There’s a black and white tuxedo cat wrapped around my head on my pillow. The blanket is pulled up over one of my shoulders.

Is this a thirst trap?

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

Here I am. Once again. I'm out of archaeologists.

We matched 576 groups w/archaeologists, leaving 13 groups unmatched. This brings me pain! We've never run out of scientists like this before. 598 requests for one category is A LOT. But still.

Archaeologists 🥺
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TIMELINE CLEANSER… MEMPHIS…

Two ladybugs going at it while another one stands nearby. They’re getting it on- on a ziploc bag full of garden plant clips on a wooden picnic table.

Oh. I interrupted something here.

Politico just MADE THIS HEADLINE UP. TOTALLY MADE IT UP. 100% FALSE. RBK Ukraine was in the room and did not report anything like this.

DO NOT TRUST WESTERN NEWS ABOUT UKRAINE.

Remember when they made fun of Jill Biden because she was a Dr, but not a medical doctor but now they have have not medical or any kind of doctor at all in charge of America’s health?

A selfie. I’m holding a white and pink ombré tufting gun behind me is a tufting frame filled with drawings. Halloween cookies, a cute bat, a motel mushroom, a dead possum, a cute ghost and a beetle. Some of the drawings have been partially filled in with color.

IM BACK BITCHES! Someone invented a super light weight, low vibration tufting gun 😭 I had to quit tufting over a year ago because my carpal tunnel got so bad I just couldn’t keep going.

Yeeeah… at least we’re funny lol

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who says this 😂