@notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts
Like a big, dumb Frankenstein, striving to be greater than the sum of his parts.
Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star
12.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 172 🔁 56 💬 6 📌 8
Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
11.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 12753 🔁 1975 💬 88 📌 425![Protein bar (brick of parmesan) [someone holding up a piece of cheese in their car while driving.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiflefdnvvmndzov2ue6zk3ld7uaky4kapxaablvl2eymzpbrssgru@jpeg)
Protein bar (brick of parmesan) [someone holding up a piece of cheese in their car while driving.]
10.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 451 🔁 141 💬 2 📌 42
Junior made a map using Python showing the vote split for and against the controversial Lansdowne 2.0 project in Ottawa.
Source: Ottawa subreddit.
best ending of all time, let's be real
06.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 3537 🔁 1120 💬 15 📌 59
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons: "Oh, won't somebody please think of the Canadian luxury boat building industry?"
05.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
05.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 1687 🔁 209 💬 64 📌 88Today in BUUUULLLLLLSSSSHIIIIIT...
Real easy to cut spending when you're charging well over a quarter mil, I guess.
the fun thing about home espresso brewing is it will absolutely not save you money, especially if you are the kind of person who tends to become obsessive about technical details
04.11.2025 12:47 — 👍 3140 🔁 120 💬 195 📌 59If he's so great for NYC, why was he named after Christopher Walken's evil character from View to a Kill?
04.11.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An abstract watercolour painting. Circles of various sizes overlap each other and are split by one vertical and two diagonal white lines. The circles are outlined in white and each segment within them is a magenta, blue-green, green-yellow, dark-grey, or a soft blended mix of those colours.
November 2, 2025
The Conjunction
Paint: Cherry Magenta, with blue-green and yellow-green
Colour Scheme: Split Complementary
#watercolour #watercolor #painting #art #artYear #artSky #OnlyBeautifulThings #gravity #wetOnWet #abstract #abstractArt
There’s literally a fic of this and it’s just as note-perfect as you’d imagine. archiveofourown.org/works/62976385
02.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The contempt the city has shown for this expensive and genuinely impressive piece of art it bought and proudly installed is just perfectly symbolic of how it treats both the public realm and its own investments.
ottawacitizen.com/news/artist-...
Online Health & Safety Training with the Vampire
01.11.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Fucking embarrassing. This guy was elected in part because he would stand up for Canada. Instead, he's sniveling to a corrupt criminal threatening our very way of life.
01.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 91 🔁 21 💬 13 📌 0
Yeah, appeasement is exactly the strategy we wanted out of the last election.
Read my mind.
A white cardboard sign with the silhouette of a goose, behind the red circle with crossbar, implying that this town has some sort of goose problem.
Hallowe'en! One of the kids is a goose that's become a meme and then a different meme, and the other gets to spend all day explaining what a kinkajou is!
31.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Change one letter ruin a candy
Knickers
What is it like inside your head?
24.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Go out and rustle around in the dirt for a while and you can build your own house."
24.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, Doug is an ignorant bully, so I'm going to go with, 'No, there was not likely to have been collusion.'
24.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'By kicking people out of their homes, we're freeing up rental stock!'
FOR WHO, DOUG??
during the 2016 campaign, the Boston Globe ran a scary mockup front page of what a world where Trump was president would look like, and it’s pretty tame compared to a random Friday morning’s headlines now
24.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 2041 🔁 649 💬 33 📌 24I believe we were promised $94M in tax revenue from Lansdowne 1.0, and we've received... hang on... Zero Dollars?! Can this be right?
Oh well, they say we'll get $394M from Lansdowne 2.0...
Excuse me, Zack Snyder, but you leave the fucking Muppets alone.
20.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's Grimey, as he liked to be called! He's saying, "Well, I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp..."
19.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, if it was just one or two electrons, I wouldn't worry. But when there's a whole lot of them moving together...
18.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My gloves hand holding a piece of aluminum siding that surrounded an outdoor electrical device box. The box is not secured to the house other than by the aluminum siding.
Chat, it's cool when the device box is only attached to the siding with sheet metal screws and caulk, right?
I'm afraid to look and see that the electrical ground was through the aluminum siding.
