Emily Hope

Also pretty glad I live in my cozy Railroad apartment where no one could possibly hide and wait to jump out at me

I'm watching Scream for the first time and I'm actually pretty ok that most of these kids are going to die. They are not nice.

The Battle of Geico. Two geckos scream at each other, one from the height of a castle, on from beyond the moat.

You guys wanna see what I drew during the big meeting today

when someone at work messages me "good morning emily" at 9:07am, I pretty much know it's not going to he a good morning

FDA signs off on updated Covid-19 vaccines to target circulating variants | CNN The US Food and Drug Administration on Monday gave the green light to updated Covid-19 vaccine booster shots from Moderna and Pfizer/BioNTech. The updated vaccines are each approved for people 12 and ...

Great news. The new COVID vaccine boosters have been approved by the FDA for people 12 and older, and authorized under emergency use for individuals 6 months to 11 years old.

I'm taking a break!!! on purpose!!!

Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

@tkingfisher.bsky.social this fun little daily guessing game tumblr recommended to me feels like you would enjoy it - It's 20 questions with animals and each guess gives you the closest scientific classification in common with the right creature.

metazooa.com

A man on my train is playing the recorder (?)

help someone on an App is chatting with me in Italian and I suddenly forgot all my conjugations 🥲

I went to the gym today and it did not cure my depression

I've had ONE glass of wine on an empty stomach, who wants to hang out

please make it stop!!! there are too many things!!!

from NYT: Do Cocktail Glasses Have a Gender? For Some Men, Clearly. Stereotypes may be fading, but bartenders say many male customers are still uneasy with fancy glassware. And bars are trying to help.

guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology

same guy: this cup is a girl

okok so it IS a 3 act story, but the second and third acts are actually ONE act and I have a new third act to write and I don't know what goes there. no biggie no biggie.

pls set me on fire I'm afraid of the unknown

Realizing my three act story might be a five act story and I haven't written four or five yet and also I don't know what happens!!!!

I've never had aspirations to be rich but my friend just took me to Chelsea Piers gym for the first time and now I want to be rich enough to afford this life.

uber eats could make a lot of money if they added a "just fuck me up" button for when you're high

If there are any nerd boys out there thinking of going to literary trivia tonight, just FYI my hair has never looked better 💁‍♀️

Friends it's time! Anyone interested in beta reading a short story about the U.S. post Roe v. Wade? 4.1k words/12 pages!

I offer my external love and appreciation!!!

I did it! I got up before work today and wrote and I got a lot done!! I'm so mad this works but I guess it's my life now!!!!

(I'm gonna need a beta reader--if anyone's interested in a 4.2k story about the U.S. post Roe v. Wade, hmu!)

Me: I'll have one Mocha Sundae, please
Cashier: Are you sure? That's three scoops
Me: Yes??? (What kind of question is that of course I want three scoops?)

it is definitely is! I only have an hour break and I have a hard time turning on my writer-brain on command though--I might just have to try mornings 🤷‍♀️ we'll see!

me: I want to write more day to day but I'm just so tired after work ugh
my therapist: have you ever tried getting up before work to write? some people get up at 5am to do things!
me: *fear*

OK it's 100% my fault, but when I got back my first MFA trip, I had 6 books left on my TBR. 6!!!!

3 weeks later and I have?? 36??

Will I ever reach TBR zero? The signs seem to be no

My next adventure is booked! London-->Paris in January for more MFA madness ☺️ drop me your recs!!

excuse me I think I was accidentally at the NYC premiere of Tommy Wiseau's new film Big Shark??? what is life???

good to see Mark's still hanging in there

I've converted another friend to having stupid times with me at Wicked Willy's mwhaha

Why after a good silks work out do I always crave mountains of Chinese food? not even healthy Chinese dishes, but like the junky-est take out possible.