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I would like to live on a safe and comfortable planet, ideally Of The Apes

Sickos meme but the sicko is labled Kate Bush and he's speaking the chorus of Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff it's me, Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold let me in your window

#KateBush

Washing machine full of rubber gloves create the appearance of hands reaching out.

“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”

autocorrect changed “pick your poison” to “pick your possum”

Reading the back of a shampoo bottle out of desperation

A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

Bird sounds.

People who tell you to be yourself always think you’re someone else

Dammit.

The image depicts an echidna, an animal characterized by its spiky quills, lying on a flat rock surface. The echidna's body is covered with sharp, needle-like spines that vary in color from yellowish-brown to light tan. Its snout is elongated, and from it extends a long, pink tongue. The echidna's small eyes are visible, and its clawed front paws rest on the rock. In the background, there are lush green leaves and dry foliage, adding a natural setting to the scene.

To wit, I say "blep."

Don't love my face in profile, if you start turning while we talk, I will orbit you like a tidal locked moon

🎶John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt
🎶now I am become death, too....
🎶and whenever we go out

Sounds like you might need a burping, too.

Seagull with its head aligned with a person's body, creating an illusion of a seagull-headed person sitting on a bench, with a ferry and white cliffs in the background.

every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men

I'm always saying this

🌸

My mom grew those. Sweet William maybe? Or maybe that's the ant's name.

the newest fad is smelling like a dusty armoire being transported in a 1967 dodge charger. inside the armoire are 1970s leather jackets. someone spilled whiskey and smoked a pipe and sat near a campfire in the jackets. you are driving the charger thru a forest lush with cedars

cat scratches get puffy because they’re full of love

RFK Jr. is deranged

Glittery kitten gifs ✨🐈✨

on the left: (2009) a zany mcdonald’s covered in safari animal statues with a fun jungle theme on the right, (2025) the same McDonald’s, but it’s been redesigned as a soulless gray box with nothing but a small yellow mcdonald’s logo on the top left corner of the building

look what they took from us

My favorite thing is when you run out of dry bras to switch into.

Omg, that's great.

Old-timey b/w photo of a person in a cloak and shapeless clothes - and a full moth head - standing next to a lit table lamp

Come into the light

YouTube video by Taskmaster Contestants Who Woke Up And Chose Violence | Taskmaster

After five or nine episodes of Taskmaster, you may join me in marveling at what a miracle of casting, production design, and raw chaotic energy this program can be.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfk...

…and a-wishin and a-prayin?

The Royal Envoy of the Zxyg02/E[o] Constellation's Economic Zone has arrived to negotiate the terms of the sales of sub-atomic replicators to the Terran Confederation.

I’d vote for the clone again.

An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.

We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.

Pontiac Vibe with so many Honk stickers… too many some might say “Honk if anything remember if you honk all you at me I will honk honk if you get any closer u have to honk if you will if I honk myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

Does a goose drive this vibe?