I would like to live on a safe and comfortable planet, ideally Of The Apes
19.08.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@anguinea.bsky.social
Your shitposts sustain me. Put them in my veins.
I would like to live on a safe and comfortable planet, ideally Of The Apes
19.08.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Sickos meme but the sicko is labled Kate Bush and he's speaking the chorus of Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff it's me, Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold let me in your window
#KateBush
31.07.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 445 ๐ 114 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 6Washing machine full of rubber gloves create the appearance of hands reaching out.
โGIVE US THE SOCKS.โ
30.07.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 1646 ๐ 180 ๐ฌ 79 ๐ 27autocorrect changed โpick your poisonโ to โpick your possumโ
29.07.2025 04:28 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Reading the back of a shampoo bottle out of desperation
27.07.2025 07:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.
Bird sounds.
25.07.2025 12:46 โ ๐ 18298 ๐ 3372 ๐ฌ 298 ๐ 139People who tell you to be yourself always think youโre someone else
25.07.2025 04:11 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Dammit.
25.07.2025 07:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The image depicts an echidna, an animal characterized by its spiky quills, lying on a flat rock surface. The echidna's body is covered with sharp, needle-like spines that vary in color from yellowish-brown to light tan. Its snout is elongated, and from it extends a long, pink tongue. The echidna's small eyes are visible, and its clawed front paws rest on the rock. In the background, there are lush green leaves and dry foliage, adding a natural setting to the scene.
To wit, I say "blep."
24.07.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Don't love my face in profile, if you start turning while we talk, I will orbit you like a tidal locked moon
22.07.2025 03:43 โ ๐ 80 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1๐ถJohn Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt
๐ถnow I am become death, too....
๐ถand whenever we go out
Sounds like you might need a burping, too.
11.07.2025 02:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seagull with its head aligned with a person's body, creating an illusion of a seagull-headed person sitting on a bench, with a ferry and white cliffs in the background.
every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of wertherโs and feed the old men
29.06.2025 14:17 โ ๐ 2138 ๐ 300 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 6I'm always saying this
29.06.2025 04:50 โ ๐ 100 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐ธ
26.06.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My mom grew those. Sweet William maybe? Or maybe that's the ant's name.
20.06.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the newest fad is smelling like a dusty armoire being transported in a 1967 dodge charger. inside the armoire are 1970s leather jackets. someone spilled whiskey and smoked a pipe and sat near a campfire in the jackets. you are driving the charger thru a forest lush with cedars
20.06.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2cat scratches get puffy because theyโre full of love
20.06.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 203 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1RFK Jr. is deranged
04.06.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Glittery kitten gifs โจ๐โจ
14.06.2025 07:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0on the left: (2009) a zany mcdonaldโs covered in safari animal statues with a fun jungle theme on the right, (2025) the same McDonaldโs, but itโs been redesigned as a soulless gray box with nothing but a small yellow mcdonaldโs logo on the top left corner of the building
look what they took from us
14.06.2025 01:57 โ ๐ 531 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 16My favorite thing is when you run out of dry bras to switch into.
14.06.2025 05:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omg, that's great.
14.06.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Old-timey b/w photo of a person in a cloak and shapeless clothes - and a full moth head - standing next to a lit table lamp
Come into the light
07.06.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 91 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0After five or nine episodes of Taskmaster, you may join me in marveling at what a miracle of casting, production design, and raw chaotic energy this program can be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfk...
โฆand a-wishin and a-prayin?
03.06.2025 11:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Royal Envoy of the Zxyg02/E[o] Constellation's Economic Zone has arrived to negotiate the terms of the sales of sub-atomic replicators to the Terran Confederation.
02.06.2025 03:14 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโd vote for the clone again.
01.06.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.
We swore we werenโt gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
13.01.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 601 ๐ 109 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 3Pontiac Vibe with so many Honk stickersโฆ too many some might say โHonk if anything remember if you honk all you at me I will honk honk if you get any closer u have to honk if you will if I honk myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honkโ
Does a goose drive this vibe?
31.05.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 611 ๐ 98 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 7