Jonathan Grynspan

Nobody:
COM in Swift: `pointee.lpVtbl.pointee`

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Oh, and:

> Add swift-testing as an SPM dependency only for non‑Apple platforms.

You don't need to do this for any platforms! :)

SWT_NO_EXIT_TESTS is only defined internally in Swift Testing, not in client code. :)

I think Ai chatbots passing the Turing test is impressive, in the same way that a magician passing a coin through a solid oak table is impressive. But the thing is, magicians can't actually pass coins through tables; their skill is in making it seem that they can.

It was not, I completely forgot my wife worked in a courthouse.

*me, telling my wife who works in a courthouse, about today's story*

*quietly* what does "pro se" mean

ELLEN, I try to limit my reactions to your so-called "hot takes" but this will not stand!

And charge you income tax on it!

It absolutely is compatible, although there may be features we've missed or that have bugs. 🥺 Please file feedback for anything you notice not working and send me the FB numbers. Thanks!

Try something like this:

struct A {
var x = 0
struct B {
var a = A()
@Test func f() {
#expect(a.x == 0)
}
}
}

The "what did I just read" meme.

Forcibly upgrading you to long-haul business class (first, if available) to further destroy your life.

In, like, a Patrick Bateman sort of way, or…?

Well we spent billions on it, it had better!

Ellen no

I… I literally just ate rice with my hands.

Six timed cooks in a row, each too short to bring the food past room temperature, until the sixth one overshoots and turns my queso into lava hotter than the surface of Venus.

In case you're wondering what it's like to live this far north: it's 9PM and the sun's still up.

Fish, presumably.

Basically an AIDS vaccine (not literally, but close enough). The puritans are going to lose their shit.

kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall and saying evil laugh ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall and saying evil laugh

Oh you thought I was done with exit tests? forums.swift.org/t/pitch-capt...

This is so wrong it swings around to actually being right.

Rich no

Buying in 2020 at 2.26% was still a very good decision on my part. My commute would be _atrocious_ if they wanted me in Cupertino on weekdays though. 💩

Not the same situation at all but…

I'm looking forward to the day when Loving v. Virginia is overturned and my marriage is invalidated and we have to get married a second time. It's gonna be great.

Because cake!

Not, you know, meeting the corresponding spouse or anything, right? 🤡

Lots of great Swift content coming soon, starting with What's New in Swift with @hborla.bsky.social and @tshortli.bsky.social

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