Snark Attack

This really nails it with The Chair Company.
The most Tim Robinson of Tim Robinson shows.

respect the news for saying “RIP to him but this photo’s gold”

Big if true

And like Pac-12 After Dark, it ends with a knocked down pass that should have been an easy score for a win and an instant storming of the field.

Bahahahhah! Of course they score on fourth down.
Go for 2, man!

Also us on the central coast (or tundra)

This game has been embodied with the spirit of Pac-12 AfterDark(tm)

the classic "nononononono...yes, first down and out of bounds!"

Damn, the Commanders just won't go away in this one. Questionable flags, receivers slipping and a backup QB ... and they still have a legit chance late in the 4th.

Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔

Louisiana Made It Nearly Impossible to Get Parole. Now It’s Releasing Prisoners to Deport Them. Gov. Jeff Landry eliminated parole for prisoners arrested after Aug. 1, 2024, and tightened eligibility rules for those already in prison. Then he set all of that aside for one group: undocumented imm...

One by one, each of the nine prisoners appeared virtually before a special panel of the Louisiana parole board.

“Today you’ve been paroled,” the chair said at the end of every hearing, “to go straight into an ICE facility for deportation.”

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two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy

I see Max Brosmer graduated from the Kirk Cousins Must Never Throw the Ball Away or Take a Sack Academy.

Yeah, this is gonna be ugly. A fitting way for my Vikings to end this turd of a season.

Sure, Falcons-Jets is close, but it also has the level of play you see when the third-stringers play the second half of the preseason opener.

Correction: LOLphins

LOLsaints

Saints-Dolphins and Falcons-Jets on a split screen is the definition of an NFL RedZone Witching Hour from Hell

Hey RedZone, stop forcing so much Falcons-Jets on us.
I don't care if it's the only close game left. No one deserves that kind of broadcast crime.

The lens of the end zone cam at Illinois is so wet that the view through the goal posts looks like a fun-house mirror.
I think the extra point was good, but tough to tell.

Holy crap! A field goal in Champaign!
Ugly as hell, but it counts.
Go Cats!
HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT 🎩

These MFers about to teach Ebenezer Scrooge a lesson

Illinois passed up a FG attempt on 4th & 5 inside the 20.
Given these two teams and the weather, this feels like the first team to double digits wins (if either of them manage that).
Conditions are brutal. I love it.
#HATHATHAT #GoCats

Wow, so you expect an offensive explosion in the battle for the hat.
#BeatIllinois

Thom Brennaman: “I thought that was Nancy Pelosi for a minute."

A panicked Will Blackmon: “No comment.”

TD upheld. Not sure how you can say that was a fumble.

I don't like Ohio State, but if they overturn that score because of a fumble, the rule may need a rewrite.

As if 2025 weren't being enough of a pain, Mother Nature decided to dump well over the forecast snow amount and now decided to pelt us with full-on heavy sleet while I was trying to salt the steps and driveway.
Where's that giant meteor we were promised?

THANK YOU

The 4-7 Dolphins are "in the hunt"? HOW?
Has CBS actually watched that team?

I have gone downstairs to the Dad Couch, where I can sleep sitting up in front of the TV, but now very much regretting that move after remembering the working bathroom is upstairs.