Some days, you feel vital and vibrant. Other days, you tweak your back by wrapping Christmas presents.
14.12.2024 21:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As 2024 draws to an end, let us look forward to the beginning of 2017.
13.12.2024 09:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“There'll be parties for hosting…”
Fun!
“Marshmallows for toasting…”
Yum!
“And caroling out in the snow…”
Magical!
“There'll be scary ghost stories…”
Wait
30.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DREW. (Scared it can happen even if you just type it.)
28.11.2024 04:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A moment, for the joy I feel in discovering my old Twitter community is now here.
23.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
News organizations picked some brutal photos of Gaetz for the nomination withdrawal coverage OH WAIT that’s just how he looks.
21.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I don’t want to be in an echo chamber. Too small. Give me an echo estate with a walled garden and haunted carriage house.
19.11.2024 04:21 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hi hi! I’m here! If you loved Twitter when it was fun, believe in joy and kindness and equity, and recognize the power of breakfast for dinner, let’s be friends.
18.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Mary Testa once said I was great. Theater, horror, and Housewives. Co-host of Chasing Amy Adams. lpeitzman@gmail.com
TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
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she/her | billboard social | swiftie first, human being second (opinions are my own)
Former journalist, nature lover, po’d citizen trying to make it better. (Let’s skip the DMs)
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Author of seven pop history books. Married to @kibblesmith.com. Mom to a toddler. ‘Glitz Glam & A Damn Good Time’ Biography of Mamie Fish On Sale Now from Hachette.
this is still happening 💀
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Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Writer. Sometimes a photographer. NY Times best selling author and Eisner nominee. WGA. Formerly: The X-Men, Deadpool, Star Wars, Batman. Currently: Falling In Love On The Path To Hell, The Dark Room and more at Image Comics.
Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
average against the machine
Just a guy who works in an office lol
Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to @jenashleywright.bsky.social. Dad.
STRIP LAW now streaming on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81677608
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