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Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.

Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.

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@tempobasketball.bsky.social on Bluesky Toronto - we love how many of you in our Tempo community showed up for our watch party! 💜💙

Hoping Toronto really shows up for the Tempo when they debut

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Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on

I told my kid that in France, sometimes they put meat and beans inside their crêpes and call them Frenchiladas and now I have another meeting with his teacher.

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works

[game show]

HOST: what is a word that rhymes with dive

ME: live

HOST: sorry no

ME: live

HOST: correct

Hi, I’d like to return this dog. He doesn’t play basketball

Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.

we gotta start being meaner to people who refuse to do one second of research on things that can be factually verified, and just come online and lie. "if i recall correctly" you don't. i don't care if you had good intentions or meant well, you just lied. why are you lying

Too much talk about teaching your daughters how to protect themselves from predatory men and not enough talk about teaching your sons not to emulate them.

Interesting take. So in contrast, everyone should bogey (and more likely triple bogey) the hole makes more sense?

I agree that every hole shouldn’t be automatically birdie-able, but the numbers don’t lie - when the majority of the field can’t even PAR the hole, there’s a problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas

Is there a way to cross post from #Loops to #Pixelfed? I’d get it not going the other way around since Loops is short-form video only, but Pixelfed could support either…? 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ButWhatDoIKnow

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Women Blamed for Men's Lack of Jobs (Oakland Tribune, 1932) Women Blamed for Men's Lack of Style, Clothes Love (The Palm Beach Post, 1958) Women Blamed For Men's Ulcers (The Vincennes Sun-Commercial, 1953) Women Blamed for Men's Fall (The Sioux City Journal, 1927) Women Blamed for Men's Lack of Good Manners (Clinton Daily Journal and Public, 1958) Women Blamed for Men's Moustaches and Beards (Marshfield News-Herald, 1972) Women Get Blamed For Men's Driving (Anaheim Bulletin, 1960) Women Are Blamed For Men's Inaction (The Sentinel, 1958) Women Blamed For Men Acting As Superiors (Wisconsin State Journal, 1923) Women Blamed For All Men's Woes (The Daily Item, 1967)

Women are so powerful

my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants

I would much rather be a socially awkward adult who is super obsessed with plushies and furbies and Neopets than experience having measles for one minute

Watches a romance flick backwards to see an insipid woman living solely for a man blossom into an individual with her own life.

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

Sometimes trying to explain how you feel is like taking a picture of the moon with your phone.

I’m so fucking glad I liquidated my #shopify stock when the asshole billionaire laid me off, despite making millions upon millions of $$$ in profit. What a shitty company.

you know how sometimes ppl say 'i shit u not' well what if they did. what if they shit u

Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit