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Honestly, Trump catching a crush on Mamdani was always the most predictable outcome of getting the two of them in a room together, to the point that I’m blown away Trump’s handlers ever allowed it to happen

Dick Cheney may be dead, but his spirit lives on

Hope this gives him the push he needs

Low-quality telephoto pic of Donald Trump in a red MAGA hat. His face and neck are weirdly bloated. He looks like, and I can’t stress this enough, absolute shit

Remember when he disappeared for five days and this was the first photo someone got of him afterwards? Whatever treatment he keeps getting clearly makes him retain fluids like crazy

Lit like he’s peering into the Ark of the Covenant

I don’t think you need to turn on Safe Search before googling it, but better to be safe than sorry

Anyone who really wants to get their head around the casual depravity of British cuisine needs to look up the “Wigan Slappy”

“People often, often people” is wild work

He seems like a nice enough guy, but his face triggers my uncanny valley response. I am repelled by him on an evolutionary level

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Just like JD fucking his couch, it happened until you can prove it didn’t

Me yesterday scrolling through about 200 Trump blowing Clinton jokes before I finally found the context

You detonate enough petards, eventually you’re going to get hoisted by one of them

I know this is a problem in other cities as well, but SPD in particular is comprised almost solely of people who don’t live in the city, don’t like the city, and don’t view themselves as having common cause or community with the people who do live here

This is the one area I’m willing to trust his expertise on

Did you pay attention last week? We showed that we’re united. Yesterday was the Senate Democratic leadership’s chance to demonstrate that they’re fighting with us, and they spat in our faces instead. If this Democratic Party won’t fight with us, we’ll tear it to the ground and build one that will

The physics of it don’t make sense. That amount of liquid would create a large amount of weight pulling straight down on the coat. It wouldn’t just look uniformly puffed up like if it was inflated with air. Also, the “straw” doesn’t extend down into the liquid, which it would have to do to function

A dead roach stuck to a wall by having been painted over, presumably by a cheap, lazy landlord, or in other words, “a landlord”

Give it the ol’ landlord special

He’s going to start ranting about NYC’s new mayor Ed Koch any minute now

A large part of Boomers and Gen X voted for Trump in 2024 because they like Trump and want him to brutalize the people they hate. I thought that was pretty irresponsible.

“The one good thing I’ll say about Hitler is that without him I never would have gotten to watch Schindler’s List”

I’m not even sure how someone could mistake this for AI video. It’s literally just cutout faces tracked over footage

Scene from Nathan Fielder’s “The Rehearsal” in which a man is on a practice date. A large group of people dressed identically to him surround him, mimicking his actions as he’s doing them

I don’t know, personally I feel like the mass murder of millions of people still kind of overshadows the stuff you’re talking about

Already making the city safer

They held a referendum on statehood just last year that passed with 58% voting in favor

I heard someone mention how much Bryan Woo looks like River Phoenix, and I can’t unsee it now

Comprehensive, fact-based sexual education protects kids. Denying them sexual education endangers them. It’s genuinely that simple.

If you somehow made it to 18 years old without having seen The Princess Bride you should be able to sue your parents for neglect