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Did the judge grant the request? Were they held in contempt?

04.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the junior assistant to the assistant manager of Antifa.

04.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):

03.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1275    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 16

Next up: whistles.

04.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, what's Flock being used for these days...

Oh.

04.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose

02.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

Heh

03.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

After committing crimes with him, people decided he could be trusted with other secrets.

03.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People playing videos on their phones with their speaker on... Should not be allowed to own phones.

It is far more antisocial behaviour than boom boxes in public spaces.

03.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic. Conjecture: It’s possible to construct a convincing proof without words, pictures, or content of any kind. Proof: [empty box] [caption] Proofs without words are cool, but we can go further.

Comic. Conjecture: It’s possible to construct a convincing proof without words, pictures, or content of any kind. Proof: [empty box] [caption] Proofs without words are cool, but we can go further.

Proof Without Content

xkcd.com/3201/

03.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1689    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16

But he has empowered and delegated policy decisions to those even more malevolent than himself.

03.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked in telecom cybersecurity until a few years ago. Congress should do everything they can to get the Mandiant and Verizon assessments.

03.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In his defense, all of Aronofsky’s movies have prominently featured body horror...

03.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Requiem for a film-maker: Darren Aronofsky’s AI revolutionary war series is a horror The once-lauded director of Black Swan and The Wrestler has drowned himself in AI slop with an embarrassing new online series

New AI short film dropped, let's see how critics react...

"And it is truly disconcerting to see, not only because they all have the uncanny dead eyes of people ripped out of The Polar Express, but because the wrinkles keep shifting in colour and depth."

Oh.

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

03.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the mob angry about AngryGooseMeme.gif?

03.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who will jail the jailers?

03.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans by Name, Punished for Believing It In a small Alaska town, American Samoans face prosecution for voting in the only country they’ve ever known. They live in a limbo, created by colonial expansion, that now confuses even public officialsβ€”and has made them a new target for policing voter fraud.

Confusion over whether American Samoansβ€”who are U.S. nationals, not citizensβ€”can vote in local elections is common in Alaska, says a community leader. β€œThe people interpreting the laws don’t even understand the damn laws.”

02.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

never forget that Games Workshop continually asserts ownership of "space marine," a term and concept it did not invent, and never forgive

02.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to imagine HR staff is on team sabotage.

03.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a lecturer who homed in on me bc I think he thought I was a challenge to conquer. he texted me on my Nokia brick phone - still dunno how he got my number - asking me to go for a drink. I put up my hand mid-lecture and said "thanks for the text, but no I don't want to go for a drink with you"

01.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Some people are saying.

02.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Sabotage 101.

02.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"...they once asked me if I’d consider signing an NDA and I told them I’d rather not."

This is the way.

03.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Phreaks and Geeks: Joybubbles and the Pre-History of Hacking - Decipher The proto hacker whose innate ability, curiosity, and absolute joy in the act of discovery is conveyed so artfully in the new documentary Joybubbles.

Wrote about the joy of JOYBUBBLES from @charmingstranger.com and the light it shines on the early phreaking scene. It's a delight.

decipher.sc/2026/02/02/p...

02.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Trump then warned the crowd that he might β€œcut the speech short” so he could watch β€œthe invasion of Greenland,” before revealing that he was just joking.'

02.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#sfw tag now needed for government websites.

Federal government requiring age verification before visiting.

Verification entails of clicking a button promising you are 18 or older.

02.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing about carrying your passport on you at all times... You are just one mugging away from having your life turned upside down.

02.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't need a rodent to tell me if it's cloudy today.

02.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disney Prime is the only streaming service worth subscribing to.

02.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a polymarket bet for the next national monument Trump announces demolition plans for?

02.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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