Jack Tien-Dana

Chronic farter wants “fart-less, oak-scented” environment

I played pickup yesterday and a guy on my team kept running to the sideline between points to eat Cheetos and chug Diet Coke. The Cheetos bag was much bigger than what they have at the gym vending machine; he brought it from home. By the end, the ball was covered in Cheetos dust. Shrink the game.

This skeet is for like exactly 12 people, but the Vanity Fair Cormac McCarthy article had the exact same energy as RJ Barrett putting up a 25 point triple double on 10/27 shooting in an OT loss the other night

Payton Pritchard is linsanity for white dudes whose parents have a shitty boat

And Alexander wept, for there was no more data to be turned into actionable insights

How do we know that Embiid doesn't suffer from time blindness? Calling him out seems pretty ableist if you ask me

It’s only a matter of time until Clyde discovers the word cattawampus and works it in every game

For @realgmnba.bsky.social, I wrote about Cam Thomas, the Nets’ almost-star who’s having ice cream for dinner every night basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...

Julius Randle dagger, never kill yourself

He’s unlocking the hidden boomer inside of me. Get your big ass in the post

The Knicks play such arrogant ball, exact opposite of last year

The Realest: Cade Cunningham And The Detroit Pistons (
@jtiendana.bsky.social on where we are with Cade in Year 4) basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...

At night the wind carries a song: “welcome to the historic first NBA Cup”

I hate when people talk about basketball like this. If someone said “championship equity perspective” to me in real life I’d poke them in the eye

I wrote about Bruce Springsteen, Boy Math and yesterday’s earth shattering Keon Johnson-Toumani Camara trade basketball.realgm.com/analysis/273...

Gotta appreciate the Suns devotion to trades. They love their big beautiful transactions and will never leave the deal zone

How is that possible? Does it come with $3000 in the cabinets each month?

Who are good sports (Knicks, in particular) people to follow here? Looking to get screaming, red-faced mad about Julius Randle takes

Gonna become the kind of person who posts pics of pages of books I’m reading on my ig story but only the dumb parts

L + ratio

Canada should just put in Zach Edey. What is Josh Hart gonna do against 8 feet of pure sirloin

Tough day for Jaren Jackson Jr against Daniel Theis

Gonna become the Ball Don't Stop of this place. Non-stop clips of Marcus Thornton. The pace, the poise, the shot-making. He's cut from a special kind of cloth. Has the kind of game you can't teach. Pure hooper