@hypersaline.bsky.social
one time somebreaddo called me "diaper saline" and I will never live that down
It was like the "Peter throwing a dead frog out the window" scene from Family Guy
01.02.2026 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eyes getting wider and wider watching my girlfriend try to open a blister pack of Dramamine for, quite literally, 90 seconds
01.02.2026 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The zoomers I work with asked me to play D&D with them and I laughed in their dumb young faces lol, I have a PlayStation 5 I don't need to imagine things to have fun
31.01.2026 05:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are so many of them lol I had no idea
27.01.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0High rez so I can make a poster out of it and put it on my fuckin wall
27.01.2026 05:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0if any of you ARTSY FARTSY types want a commission - I need Nick Wilde from zootopia wearing a supreme box logo shirt and I'm willing to pay TOP. DOLLAR.
27.01.2026 05:06 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 18 π 0Extremely Good
26.01.2026 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where Have All The Catgirls Gone
22.01.2026 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Budd Dwyer Day
22.01.2026 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kath casually dropping "our massage place"
20.01.2026 04:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally pulled a table and chairs from the back room for me. Fuck yeah
19.01.2026 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Came to my local place and the manager pulled me out a table and got me seated ahead of like 15 people waiting. Call me Henry Hill
18.01.2026 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0going through Scott Adams' trashcan, finding crumpled up notes for failed Dilbert characters
Fatbert
Transbert
Gothbert
Dogbert (but different kind of dog)
Copbert
Cute Cashier That Didn't Laugh At My Joke So I Complained To Her Boss
In 2002 I was the edgy 20 year old who had these thumbtacked to my cubicle walls at the webdev firm I worked at. Nobody gave them a second glance. Lol
13.01.2026 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Leisuretown is back baybee @bonequest.com
13.01.2026 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Waving around my zweihander. MY ZWEIHANDER
11.01.2026 07:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Movie that I wish I'd seen earlier - CopShop. Very good and Artie (the strongest man......... In the world) plays a great hitman
08.01.2026 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I open the door and it turns out I Am Don Draper
30.12.2025 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Listen man, as a 40 year old white guy with a beard, I love MF DOOM as much as anyone. But batty boyz, oof
30.12.2025 05:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very Good episode
30.12.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girlfriend is out of town so it's just me and The Boy for MAN WEEKEND. We watched football and burped a lot. Also watched MLP:FiM but let's not dwell on that
29.12.2025 06:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
FW24 Supreme x AF1
Lace swapping my new Supreme AF1s. Each move I make, slow and deliberate. I am BushidΕ (ζ¦ε£«ι)
25.12.2025 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WE SWEEP ON FROOR good lord
Holy shit this book got REAL racist real quick lmao
22.12.2025 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lots of Obama era "I dapped my homie up" moments written by a white guy named Jacob lol
22.12.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A funny long-running bit in Family Guy is Brian's writing career and how hacky and lame he is. Dave Barry but so, so much worse. Current book, "Heads in Beds," reads like it was written by Brian Griffin. Dialogue written so the author is the punchiest guy with the best barbs
22.12.2025 17:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm in the worst checkout line of all time. In front of me is a teenager doing a no-receipt return, and the other cashier is handling a woman with a dog in a baby stroller. Larry David would be so mad right now
22.12.2025 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember Enron? Ha ha ha ha ha
21.12.2025 07:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am the Jimmy McNulty of present wrapping
20.12.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The f in lmfao stands for fat
18.12.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got kicked off the free carousel because I was too fat for the seatbelt to fit around me lmfao
18.12.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
