Josh Callahan

Cuomo chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water ass logo with "the hands". you know what they are.

Cuomo (2025)

An incredible show

One of my most radicalizing experiences was performing a Louis/Prior scene for some high school thespian completion and losing because a judge thought the kiss was “inappropriate.”

They will NEVER understand what it’s like when ninjas penetrate the dome smh

Huge shoutout to the new Commissioner of Labor Statistics, Jared Fogle

God, I thought you were talking about boats

There are few sentences in TV more prescient than this

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Specially the allegation that everyone here is 38 years old

{extremely Chester Bennington} I’ve become so spunned//I can Pilsner this

Todd Starnes is a boiled ham person

I just drove to Moreno Valley to go to Portillos...I didn't need something like this closeby! MIKE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

I keep telling you, it will get worse before it gets better

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

Beeps also good

And now to take a big sip of water

Left: Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in the original movie Right: The new kid as Harry Potter for the new HBO reboot

They're moving that scar so far to the right it's like they're tracking JK Rowling's political alignment

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero

What a way to go out

But ARE they happy? The most miserable people in the world have gotten everything they want. It's misanthrope Christmas and those fucks are still miserable as ever.

I take just the tiniest bit of solace in this.

The work is good, Dave!

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