Alex Wolinetz's Avatar

Alex Wolinetz

@alexwolinetz.com.bsky.social

he/him, my name is an anagram for Externalized Iowan

160 Followers  |  347 Following  |  245 Posts  |  Joined: 13.06.2023  |  2.2225

Latest posts by alexwolinetz.com on Bluesky

it’s destroying my life

09.08.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 09.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

coming in on 40 hours in death stranding 2 and I would give my life for dollman

09.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

three conventions was my limit

08.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

hanging in beautiful Long Beach, got a Vietnamese coffee, I’m so happy

08.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it rules

07.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

elote vendors beg to differ

01.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 01.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
[6] L To Calvisius.
Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish.
"How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love.
If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.

[6] L To Calvisius. Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish. "How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love. If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.

[first lines
Jerry: Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player, but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt. They hate him now. "Boo! Different shirt. Booooo."

[first lines Jerry: Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player, but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt. They hate him now. "Boo! Different shirt. Booooo."

Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")

31.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1454    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 19

I came for The Name of the Rose homage, I stayed for the meditation on writers block

26.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally finished PENTIMENT. thanks for making me cry, @jesawyer.bsky.social

26.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ITYSL character

25.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he doesn’t have to get benched!!!!

23.07.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

but if he has to go…..

23.07.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:(

23.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

the only New Jersey rest center I’ll salute 🫑

23.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ham bone why

22.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let’s fucking go

21.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The bones will lie to get what they want
Please let us out, we'll be good this time
Don't listen to them,
Nothing
has changed

The bones will lie to get what they want Please let us out, we'll be good this time Don't listen to them, Nothing has changed

19.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

this prompt doesn’t work if the Instagram music embed doesn’t have the Zelda song falsely attributed to System of a Down on KaZaA

18.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door for Switch, characters blink even when looking away from the camera (visible in reflective surfaces). An exception is Peach. This creates the unintended impression that Peach doesn't actually need to blink and only does it for the camera.

18.07.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3482    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

this post is for nobody

17.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if people can perform HAMLET in Grand Theft Auto, then we should be able to perform MR. BURNS A POST-ELECTRIC PLAY in Death Stranding 2

17.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
16.07.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

[whispers] it’s what eyes wide shut is about

12.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at this point I’m pretty sure the last ten years have been a death dream I’m having as my brain shuts down and floods my system with DMT. I guess the apprentice is probably on in the background. various daytime tv

12.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1671    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 7

BOB DYLAN IN NEWPORT: I haven’t seen people this mad at somebody going electric since Thomas Edison electrocuted Topsy the Elephant on Coney Island in 1903

11.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've spent the entire day so far singing "It Ain't Me Babe" to myself, but saying "babe" like Dennis Miller

11.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who cares

08.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1200    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 3

good choice on my end imo bsky.app/profile/nyti...

05.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@alexwolinetz.com is following 19 prominent accounts