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Colin Pratt

@magendrag.bsky.social

Part magpie, part dragon. They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

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Latest posts by magendrag.bsky.social on Bluesky

I once imagined a conversation with him about protein supplements. I went something like this...

I say, Ai Weiwei
"Should I weigh whey?"
"I weigh whey"
Said Ai Weiwei
"So, aye. Weigh whey."

28.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎯

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What do you expect when you eat lobster from the Cyde.

31.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The overused term celebrity has resulted in the scraping of many a barrel.

31.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Muscles on Michelle

25.12.2025 10:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time they got part-time jobs to make amends.

22.12.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, though it was also red 😃

21.12.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A closely related matter was addressed a year later in the Traffic song Berkshire Poppies.

21.12.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Music from Withnail and I, spread across 4 seven inch records.

Music from Withnail and I, spread across 4 seven inch records.

Music from Withnail and I, spread across 4 seven inch records.

20.12.2025 14:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*** #Countdown spoiler alert ***

Drapped it.

19.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Live at Lower Loxley is a serious omission from this release.

17.12.2025 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone ever managed to shake every baked bean out of the can? Anyone?

12.12.2025 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you have any links?

11.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After extra time and no penalties.

11.12.2025 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Low scoring so far...

08.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
pre taped call in show
YouTube video by bigraded pre taped call in show

This makes more sense...
youtu.be/HrlS9_n8GX4?...

#worldcup

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December Spawned a Monster

01.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One member, one sticker.

30.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey! Jensen! Leave those kids alone. #totp

28.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nigel!

26.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

....Okay!

26.11.2025 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven't studied for my eye test. 😬

20.11.2025 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shine On Harvey Mooncat & Co
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 11:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

News Knightmare
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 11:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Married With Childrentaghost
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 11:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Craven's Newsround the Twist
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fraggle Rock Follies
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 10:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have I Got News For You & Me
#TWOSHOWSINONE

16.11.2025 10:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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