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Rob Ryan

@robryanrm.bsky.social

Raised in Dagenham, live in Bristol. Recruitment Marketing | Bristol Flyers | Denver Nuggets | Basketball | West Ham | Politics | Conan The Barbarian | Bailey's? Creamy

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Perfect

21.02.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social
heyy I found your page here, I'm planning to share my work as an artist!
Do you already have any tattoos?
9:14 PM
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yes. they're horrible. do you know how to remove them? i will pay
omg no i dont do removalss ool i only do art
I'm dying of a marijuana overdose
omg are u ok??
dont die on me!!
it's over
I'm too stoned
omg dont say that!!
drink water or smthn!!

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social heyy I found your page here, I'm planning to share my work as an artist! Do you already have any tattoos? 9:14 PM β€’ β€’β€’ yes. they're horrible. do you know how to remove them? i will pay omg no i dont do removalss ool i only do art I'm dying of a marijuana overdose omg are u ok?? dont die on me!! it's over I'm too stoned omg dont say that!! drink water or smthn!!

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social
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the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love
NOOOO dont say goodbye!!
u cant die on me rn!!
why not
i feel like it
they're pushing 200mg morphine
bouz i just started talkingg to u!!
farewell
NOOOO dont go to sleep !!
stay awake and talk to me!!
hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social β€’β€’β€’ the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love NOOOO dont say goodbye!! u cant die on me rn!! why not i feel like it they're pushing 200mg morphine bouz i just started talkingg to u!! farewell NOOOO dont go to sleep !! stay awake and talk to me!! hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social
β€’β€’β€’
the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love
NOOOO dont say goodbye!!
u cant die on me rn!!
why not
i feel like it
they're pushing 200mg morphine
bouz i just started talkingg to u!!
farewell
NOOOO dont go to sleep !!
stay awake and talk to me!!
hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social β€’β€’β€’ the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love NOOOO dont say goodbye!! u cant die on me rn!! why not i feel like it they're pushing 200mg morphine bouz i just started talkingg to u!! farewell NOOOO dont go to sleep !! stay awake and talk to me!! hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

i was just being nice and flirting a lil
congratulations. it killed him
omg thats not funny!!!!!
expect the hospital bill in the mail
STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY nymore!!
11:52 PM

i was just being nice and flirting a lil congratulations. it killed him omg thats not funny!!!!! expect the hospital bill in the mail STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY nymore!! 11:52 PM

i’m loving the bots lately

13.02.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

25.12.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2518    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

Microwave: Your food is hot. Beep-beep-beeeeeep

Car: Put on your seat belt. Ding-ding-ding

Dryer: Your clothes are dry. Here’s a 40-second sea shanty performed on a penny whistle

17.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Oh, the weather outside is frightful  

And since we've no place to go  


It doesn't show signs of stopping  



How I hate going out in the storm  


The fire is slowly dying

Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

11.12.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4225    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 158
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

09.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4904    πŸ” 911    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 1002
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How to quit Spotify This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio qualityβ€”you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

03.12.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5384    πŸ” 2879    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 228
EXCLUSIVE: John Lewis Christmas Ads In DANGER - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul EXCLUSIVE: John Lewis Christmas Ads In DANGER - #BrokenNews

Oh no! Is it soon to be all over for Xmas ads?!!

youtube.com/watch?v=kwfp...
#BrokenNews

05.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ncuti jumped before he was pushed

03.12.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a Santa figurine with a big hand and making an O shape with his mouth

Photo of a Santa figurine with a big hand and making an O shape with his mouth

What in the festive fuck

18.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 17

Absolute filth

23.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In memoriam...

03.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5519    πŸ” 1558    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 77

Interesting article. Deffo feels like we have our act together on offence this year and are not just waiting around for a Keddy/Tevin to do something magical. And a bloody relief we can actually shoot this time

03.10.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

14.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8002    πŸ” 2186    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 561
a bag of butternut crinkle fries on store shelf

a bag of butternut crinkle fries on store shelf

Happy 49th birthday to the actor who plays Doctor Strange in the MCU, what's his name...

20.07.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1691    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 13
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a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera
17.07.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The press releases they've been issuing in response to BBF, like the one saying they'll happily continue the league without them. More quiet diplomacy from both sides might have helped in that situation

16.05.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, BBF look dodgy AF and I'm behind the SLB. The SLB have at times poured petrol on the bin fire though with its press releases (so not totally innocent)

16.05.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All it feels like at the moment is BBF/GBBL and SLB playing chicken with each other

16.05.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's a well run club and we've got a good supporter base. Better days ahead for sure

06.05.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flyers fan here. Hard to argue with any of this, only so many Rabbits Coach K can keep pulling out of the hat while other teams keep growing. New arena can't come soon enough

06.05.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

30.03.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1066    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

26.03.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 45857    πŸ” 10102    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 519
20.03.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3905    πŸ” 1257    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason

11.03.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5043    πŸ” 1704    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 28
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just posting this every day going forward

21.01.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4161    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15

No, no, no, no?

16.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Father of 5 Dies After Bear Shot by Fellow Hunter Falls on Him: 'Dad Was Doing What He Loved Most'

Father of 5 Dies After Bear Shot by Fellow Hunter Falls on Him: 'Dad Was Doing What He Loved Most'

He died doing what he loved: being crushed by a bear that fell out of a tree after it was shot

18.12.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9

I don't post much but just to let you know - I love you

15.12.2024 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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