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hear me out: what if someone with name Theodore. but is also girl. girl Theodore. watch this space.

policy proposal: require all ad-funded companies to offer a paid ad-free version of their product, like YouTube Premium. The fact that you can't pay for ad-free TikTok or ad-free Instagram is ludicrous.

gen x priest be like "exorcise? i thought you said extra fries"

i aspire to one day match the facebook-mom energy of fantasy writers who write coffee into their fictional universe and then make all their characters exclusively refer to it as "brown morning potion" or something like that

a lot to learn here

the sequel to pussy nuke is pussy intercontinental ballistic missile gambit confirmed???

the stripe has been confirmed to still be gunking

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.

Repost if you agree.

am i crazy or is all our energy nuclear energy? hydro, wind, fossil fuels, tidal? all forms of indirect solar power, and the sun is a fusion reactor. and then there's geothermal, which is *also* nuclear bc the heat of the earth's interior comes from radioactive decay iirc???

hey girl are you affordable public transportation in the form of light passenger rail? because I'd love to see more of you 😏

thus always to tyrants.

if you like the HTTYD reboot, great! i don't wish you or the creators any ill will.

but please understand: i will not watch it. i am very certain that the only thing watching it would do for me is diminish the original. and i have no desire to tarnish some of my fondest childhood memories.

THIS x 1,000,000. Honestly I don’t know who this person is (this clip popped up on social media) but I would vote for them tomorrow.

gonna sell hypermasculinely-packaged Extra Chad Olive Oil to the supplementbros, joe rogan endorsement imminent

fuck trump.
fuck ICE.
fuck fascism.

we are a country of immigrants.

the "30 second cinematic coffee making montage that's wholly irrelevant to the rest of the video" thing that some youtubers do lowkey pisses me off

not many feelings as satisfying as quitting Microsoft Teams

Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Can they do the fandango?

i've been saying this since like 2021. any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. people will absolutely worship ai gods in the future. i don't LIKE it but i am convinced it WILL happen.

i think there's billions in box-office revenue potential here just sayin

one is totally oblivious and the other is super effeminate, call them clueless and lark

lewis and clark but they're gay

If Kilmar Abrego Garcia makes it home safe (and I hope he does), he's going to make a motherfucking *fortune* on the movie adaptation rights to his story.

On my MacBook I just type them as Option-Shift-Hyphen!

And I've got muscle memory for them on my phone, too — that way I can sound like an LLM no matter my input device!

i keep Never Gonna Give You Up bookmarked in my browser so i can quickly pull it up in the event of a scam call.

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

phonetically i keep getting the sense that it's a jumbled-up version of "irrevocably", which isn't *useful* to point out but which i desire to point out anyways

new word proposal: "everepically", portmanteau of "ever" and "epically" and meaning "cool in an ongoing manner"

"The everepically-named Folk Bitch Trio just released a new song, did you hear it yet?"

A @hankgreen.bsky.social and genetically modified skeptic collaboration has a lot of potential, methinks :)

she's unlike any girl you've ever seen before.

one novelty sock with "Quite The Fancy Bitch" written on it and another that says "TGIF".

it is distinctly *not* friday, but they don't exactly sell novelty acronym socks for "Oh Fuck It's Monday"