jon corpora

YouTube video by Barry Manilow - Topic Looks Like We Made It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C47G...

Banning anything out of Mono-Red, especially a creature that costs three mana (have these ppl EVER played against Into the Flood Maw??), is a level zero trap to fall into. Embarrassing

Horrendous

Neither yet but the card is just so obviously horseshit that I think it's okay to just take away sooner rather than later

Neither yet but the card is just so obviously horseshit that I think it's okay to just take away sooner rather than later

Thinking about it again, I'm confident they'll ban Rockface Village even though they really really shouldn't

yo this shit fucking rules. what are even the other one-deck standard metas of all time? faeries? caw blade? prolly a handful of eldraine shit? truly, truly dope

I wonder if Llanowar Elves and Rampant Growth being in Standard at the same time is anything

My ideal B&R announcement:

BANNED
Agatha's Soul Cauldron
Proft's Eidetic Memory
Omniscience
Superior Spider-Man

UNBANNED
Abuelo's Awakening

This'll never happen but a girl can dream

Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) walking into a room in his last scene in Goodfellas. You've seen Goodfellas, right? You know what happens in Goodfellas. Cmon

i'm so excited for this part of my book promotion. i get to be interviewed by Chotiner!

Ken's post is honestly very offensive. I am not rich but I donated $10,000 to Andrew Cuomo's campaign because it's very important to me, as a New York resident, that our next mayor 1) live full-time in Westchester County, and 2) not have any friends. I think that's all good somehow. Do I not matter?

Mad Taxi from Earthbound

Women don’t like the vehicle

Attention Magic Players!

I made a video about my PT experience

I was debating whether to make it, so it's not perfect, but I think Pro Tour content of any quality stresses the importance of competitive Magic

Watch at the link below thx :)

peavis

Having some complicated, nuanced thoughts about the Jets getting booed by British people

Mine, Tower, Power-Plant, Karn. Simpler times

4 fear of missing out 4 quantum riddler 4 vivi ornitier 3 marauding mako 3 steamcore scholar 4 agatha's soul cauldron 4 into the flood maw 4 proft's eidetic memory 4 winternight stories 2 torch the tower 1 abrade 1 wild ride 4 riverpyre verge 4 spirebluff canal 3 multiversal passage 1 soulstone sanctuary 6 island 4 mountain 3 annul 3 unable to scream 2 fire magic 2 obliterating bolt 2 torch the tower 1 disdainful stroke 1 negate 1 spell pierce

Won a 9-person RCQ

2 purple candy bar wrappers, each with an image of Titans TE Frank Wycheck running with a football, and his signature splayed across it, next to a flaming football. The bars are sitting on a ruffled satin sheet

Frank Wycheck Signature Bar (2000-2001): A milk chocolate bar loaded with caramel and peanuts released to honor then-Tennessee Titans' TE Frank Wycheck for throwing an illegal forward pass to end the AFC Wildcard playoff game against the Buffalo Bills

Tweet from Norm telling Kaleb Horton he’s a good writer

Both gone now. Just sad

8-0

He never forgot

21 years, a month, and four days ago, Shuhei Nakamura lost in the finals of PT Columbus to Affinity. Today he’s 6-0 at a PT with Affinity

Have you noticed a common distribution of meanness in runs across different games

On Getting Torched in the QRTs A time-honored tradition.

I think this blog holds up pretty well. Happy Sunday medium.com/@joncorpora/...

Need to do some quick math on the ROAS, will get back to you

That Kawhi business is nuts

When we started Defector, we set out to make a sustainable business out of providing people things to read during their workday. Thanks to the efforts of my colleagues and the support of our subscribers, we have achieved that goal. It didn’t even take that long to find ourselves standing on solid ground. Within a year, it was clear this was going to work—we would write blogs intended to entertain, inform, clarify and challenge, and people would pay us a few bucks a month to read them. The simplicity of all this has had something of a deprogramming effect on me. I got into this business during the hothouse days of the 2010s, when it was taken for granted that the true purpose of every media company was to achieve a nine-figure valuation. The collapse of that industry demanded a new way of thinking about what a media company can and should be, and my hope is that Defector has provided a useful example of just one way of doing things.

Five years of Defector: defector.com/five-years-o...

Colin Cowherd derpface YouTube thumb

“Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???”

Songs from the Time Spiral video

Made a playlist of all the songs from the video that were on Spotify:

Hi Jesse