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Now that I realize how badly I fucked up im turning on your alerts

A Fandango news article saying Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are open to reprising their roles from the 1990s Universal The Mummy movies

A list of people who have “liked” the previous post consisting entirely of Brendan Fraser and no one else

I think this makes the AYAOTDUniverse at least loosely canon @thepoduniverse.com

My new fan theory is that @thepoduniverse.com is set in the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social “Patrick Explains” universe

I found it at a Shop-Rite in New Jersey, not in the soda aisle but on a pallet of sodas next to the Italian sausage cooler. I guess they want us to have to work for it

A 12-pack of Shirley Temple flavored 7-Up soda

I literally only bought this because they talked about it on @thepoduniverse.com and it is frickin delicious. 7-Up, throw those kids some money because they’re making sales babyyyyy

it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right

Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...

I mean why would you take this blood money if you would have to ever work again after

The @thepoduniverse.com switching from horror to sci-fi means they’ve gone from gods and monsters to mods and goonsters thank you I’ll be here all week

When I lived in LA people would tell me I didn’t have a Jersey accent and I was always like “yer a fucken liah”

Ok but Zohran The Terrorist dropped a fire verse on the last Raekwon The Chef mixtape

With insight like that I can only assume you work for James Carville

Not since 1964. Since 1992. Besides, you’re literally arguing that Dems should do exactly that in order to win elections. Even though they’ve been doing that and keep losing.

No one in all of history has ever made this argument sincerely, and even if you were it would still literally be an example of exactly what I just said

“First they came for the trans people, and I said ‘yes, please take them because I know it will end there and my personal comfort won’t be affected’”

I understand that you only thought about this long enough to decide that it had a pithy rhythm and then posted it, but like, no. We aren’t all the outgroup. That’s why you’re so eager to toss trans people into a wood chipper in order to win zero votes

This would be a terrible argument even if Dems were winning elections by fucking over marginalized groups, but they keep losing so it doesn’t even have that

Also I’m gonna need a citation as to “Kamala lost because she wasn’t mean enough to trans people” because I’m pretty sure she mentioned them zero fucking times during the entire campaign. There’s an argument that she lost because she wouldn’t oppose the genocide in Palestine, but not for that.

Oh man if you don’t think it’s ok to throw the outgroup under the bus to appeal to the ingroup you should talk about that with whoever wrote all of your posts before this one

First off, insincere apology. My mom would tell you to do it again but this time actually mean it. Second, you’re moving goalposts. Like, really incredibly obviously. Third, what is the effect of supposed allies advocating against the rights of marginalized groups in order to appeal to bigots?

Expanding the tent to include bigots necessarily means excluding the targets of that bigotry. It’s so weird that you would pretend not to understand this. For example, you can’t win over Nazis without throwing Jews, Roma, LGBTQ, etc under the bus.

Holy shit dude there’s no way you’re a grown adult who thinks that’s a reasonable thing to say in this context

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

This was probably the wrong week to shotgun every @iwriteok.bsky.social Behind The Bastards episode about Nazis. Not that there’s a right week for that particular psychic gauntlet

I tell people my favorite movie is The Fountain, but I think my real favorite movie is Gremlins 2

Acceptable Losses Whose deaths get to be deemed unacceptable in supremacist America, and whose are deemed necessary? And who does the deeming?

"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.

But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."

www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...

According to my team of forensic wifeologists this is legit

I’m just saying that if @thepoduniverse.com made a Villalobos Gym hoodie I’d buy one

It’s wild how they’re unironically doing “Hitler was nice to his dog”

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can