Keggo

it fell over and bonked it’s head and died to death right there

“It’s just me against the miche (roach mice)”

I’m not even going to have to wear a sweater tomorrow god fucking damnit curses and evil and hatefulness

Why can’t we have nice things?!?!?!?!?
And by we I mean me!!!!!
and by nice things I mean freezing temperatures and snow during the months I was promised snow!!!!!!!!!

Presumably that’s why he’s trying to destroy civilization

*uncontrollable weeping*

“It is time for universal healthcare and public transit my leige”

Great start! The word you’re looking for is “abolish”

Great point. Now when are you going to call to abolish ice? Posting about affordability is all well and good but our neighbors in Minnesota are being kidnapped. Ice needs to be abolished

Breaking news, murdered woman once said “let’s keep an eye on those murderers they look kinda dangerous”

A big grey cat and a small brown cat curled up together on a blanket

Home on break serving up two plates of mashed fancy feast chicken paté for seniors, with a tuna garnish. whispering to my family’s cats “get used to this! You are wetfood guys now!! They’re gonna have to get a sitter every time they leave town! You are spoiled old babies now!”

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

Also stairs!

First action of the new year?Absolutely wiping out on an icy sidewalk! After the use of nature’s crash landing pad, I’m going into 2026 very conscious of the role your gluteal muscles play in the processes of sitting down and standing back up again.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

Grey and white cat (Fig) completely flopped, belly out, on a pastel rag rug. She is a puddle of cat. A real melted baby

Happy holidays from Fig, who is only allowed in one room while we visit family who is so very allergic to her. But that room has a HEATED FLOOR!!!! Babygirl won Christmas

Woodpecker with red feathers on his head perched on a tree

Young loon swimming in a lake

A woodpecker and loon my grandpa photographed

He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun

seriously though, i could not care less about meeting a celebrity UNLESS

UNLESS!!!

it was a muppet or character from sesame street.

As reality gets darker and bleaker, I defiantly remain a silly little goose

Oh there’s no egg like poached for the hollandaise

Toaster waffles will tell you they are breakfast but they are truly of the night and for the night

A fluffy grey and white cat perched on someone’s lap

The same image, but now she’s sniffing at something just out of frame with an adorable curiosity

Hey guess what my cat is perfect! Look at her fuzzy little face and tell me she’s not perfect I dare you

Fig sits on a chair in the same vet’s office. She is extremely patient and dignified receiving scritches while we wait for her urinalysis results

To know that this little creature hates YOU specifically and violently, and still do everything in your power to make her more comfortable. That is a saint.
(Fig just has a uti, she is on antibiotics now and will be fine)

Fig, a grey and white floofy cat, sits in a carrier on the counter in a vet’s office. She is unamused, and thinking hateful thoughts about the lovely woman who is treating her uti. She will be fine.

Sending my heart out to the veterinarian who took Fig’s urine sample and then returned to the room, saw Fig hissing at her with a vengeance, and said “oh yes we’ve met” in the warmest sweetest voice.

Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow

Bringing a real manic energy to my morning class
The kind that makes the professor wish her attendance rate was worse

Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.

I don’t wanna believe I have ocd but when I bring it up with people in my life there’s this sound they make. Like they’re seeing a video montage I can’t see