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15.02.2026 05:00 β π 522 π 60 π¬ 57 π 9
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
15.02.2026 04:07 β π 307 π 83 π¬ 5 π 2happy galentineβs day π
13.02.2026 18:09 β π 389 π 51 π¬ 6 π 0REP. BALINT: βThis is not a game, Secretary!β
BONDI: βIβm Attorney General.β
REP. BALINT: βMy apologies. I couldnβt tell.β π₯
A Juliet is a small Julie.
11.02.2026 19:32 β π 112 π 38 π¬ 4 π 1OnlyFans but itβs just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
21.11.2025 16:59 β π 132 π 40 π¬ 4 π 6I mean, the logic tracks.
11.02.2026 02:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks.
Now I have a growth on my face and I want to punch a kitten.. or a nun.
I haven't decided yet.
Uh-oh!
Is someone projecting?
I guess we all know who is FABULOUS now!
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10.02.2026 23:50 β π 13687 π 3120 π¬ 252 π 176
For context:
10.02.2026 04:32 β π 11288 π 3294 π¬ 196 π 98βand then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.β
10.02.2026 22:48 β π 1465 π 259 π¬ 19 π 7Anal Maverick.. Anal Edsel?
11.02.2026 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This probably felt very logical in his head.
10.02.2026 14:58 β π 134 π 16 π¬ 14 π 0I have a dreamβ¦
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
Remember when we were little and couldnβt wait to grow up?
We were so stupid.
The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
08.02.2026 13:34 β π 108 π 65 π¬ 2 π 0
GOD'S SCORE CARD: MURDERS STOPPED: O RAPES STOPPED: 0 TOUCHDOWNS SCORED: 2,174,455 KEYS FOUND: 9,192,631,770 .. BUT DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION HIS PRIORITIES!
Impotency
08.02.2026 14:31 β π 42 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0But seriously, you canβt talk about any of this worldwide shitshow without sounding like a guy who lives alone in a van in a state forest and yells at squirrels. I mean, itβs more X-Files than X-Files. Anyhoo, go Pats
08.02.2026 14:40 β π 89 π 22 π¬ 11 π 0this season of American Horror Story is too much for me
06.02.2026 12:39 β π 47 π 28 π¬ 0 π 0Make this go viral (repost).
Truth is so simple. All it takes is someone with common decency to just say it.
Representative Ted Lou is that guy.
what's the white house diaper budget. i must know
06.02.2026 19:26 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe I was meant to be a solo act all along.
05.02.2026 17:38 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Me: talk dirty to me
Gf: your microwave is filthy af
a picture of Usha Vance with the following alt text: Usha Vance, in profile from the shoulders up, in a red dress, with her husband's beard and blue suit and red tie beside her. On her face is the expression of someone who married the most ambitious person she could find at Yale and as a result is now listening to a live performance by Kid Rock.
05.02.2026 17:10 β π 530 π 126 π¬ 5 π 9Good pull. Shows how creative I am.
My Mystery Timer employs Baby Elephant Walk more than I'd care to admit.
Awww man! I got punked by the Mystery Timer!
So freaking mysterious...
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
29.01.2026 21:34 β π 42219 π 6069 π¬ 622 π 316How long before one of these starts to sprout roots after I soak it in water?
I mean, take a man to the frozen section of the grocery store, and he eats for a day.
Plant a pizza log tree, and he eats for life.
