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Only sad about CostCo, Quizno's, and Monster. Everybody else can suck eggs in hell.

Yeah I did my own research and it lines up.

My beautiful wife has once again eaten half a tortilla and left the bag extra inflated.

If I was an MLB player waiting in the dugout, you know I would be working on an Master Grade MS-06R-1A Zaku II High Mobility Type, not leisurely perusing some binder.

Alexa thinks we still live in Cincinnati and doesn’t know Arcade Fire is cancelled.

*Meatloaf voice* 🎵Six outta Seven aAAain't bad...🎵

I was 17 and watched "Brief Encounter" (1945) by myself in a basement because these videos videos vaguely suggested it. Perfect cinema recommending perfect cinema.

The perfect blunt rotation if folks are still doing that gag.

I regret how much the walrus hurt and regret how poorly the pinky tattoo healed. As for expenditure, messaging, or sentiment? Absolutely not.

TMBG and Skyline could fix this fucking country.

Did anyone else routinely wash their hair in the kitchen sink or was that a Winter Family invention?

Slacking off on a Friday, call that prelaxing.

Pesh likes everyone but she likes Alex more.

I’ll support AI when it can get my four year old to watch all 17 episodes of The Prisoner with me.

Go see Foxy Shazam live, everyone.

Steven Soderbergh makes great stuff but they should really have more than one woman in each movie.

Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

Hospital is doing tri-annual emergency power test today.

Pros: Office mate decided to telework all day so I can play terrible music and fart.

Cons: Music is playing from tinny little laptop speakers and oscillating fan isn’t running.

Only 53 today, they’re getting the hint.

61 calls since 8am.

Turns out when they pull your credit for mortgage stuff, everyone knows about it.

Try to figure to how to get "LINDA RONSTADT" tattooed on my knuckles.

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social How often does this happen?

Truth: From 2001 to 2009, I almost exclusively wore shorts. Long pants were for weddings, funerals, or any time a full suit was involved. I wore shorts sledding in Wisconsin winters. Fucked up my body heat regulation. Long pants still make me sweat.

Mysterious version: I started body-hacking at 14.

Does anyone have amphetamines? Somewhat sleepy but I’d like to watch the film “Atomic Blonde” (2017) and then also watch the film “Logan” (2017).

Oh, you hate Stephen King for his liberal opinions? That's cute. I hate him for "Song of Susannah."

I liked the device so much more and the software so much less.

Hell yeah! We almost got to go there for a film festival but it started the day after we left.