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Upper head says “Vance meets the Pope, he dies. He goes to India, terror attacks. Vance is an avatar of Shiva that was created when he married Usha. The real Vance is gone, all we are left with is the Vance of Kali Yuga. Middle is picture of JD Vance with pink face and white eyes saying ‘Can you hear the screaming” Bottom is text from jD Vance—Usha and I extend our condolences to the victims of the devastating terrorist attack in Pahalgam, India. Over the past few days, we have been overcome with the beauty of the country and its people. Our thoughts and prayers…

I found this hilarious tweet.

JD Vance @JDVance Happy Halloween! X.com CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMING

Another real tweet from the vice president of the United States

I think it’s great that someone is ensuring that the biggest monsters produced by YLS breed.

She clerked for Kavanaugh AND Roberts. She is an operator.

CHUUUUUUAAAAA!

a photo of a halloween voter 2025 sticker and a brooklyn votes early sticker

it feels really good to vote *for* something and someone. let’s go, zohran 🙌

The type O of foods

Krackel-down

Bar chart

“#GoodFortune” (2025)

T 三 ENGINEERIN

Kylo Ren origin story looks lit

50something performer dressed as tween meme

Jack-o-lantern with Xmas looming: Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com Follow Per Danny Kemp via press pool Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL "Official theme is Gatsby and 'a little party never killed nobody', we're told." October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM Everybody can reply

For You Following Groups Donald J. Trump @reaDonald Trump • 2h + I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there! 2.73k L 3.79k 25.1k

Binance helped Trump crypto company make billions. Then the president pardoned its jailed leader - but that's not all: report Now that President Donald Trump has pardoned Chanpeng Zhao, the world's largest trading crypto platform is likely to make a comeback in the U.S. following the 2023 ban Rhian Lubin in New York • Thursday 30 October 2025 10:43 EDT

T•••• take 🥚

when u hear about a great new dosa place

Since merchants are putting up Xmas stuff tomorrow, I’m putting out Easter eggs tonight. Two can play at this game

One year, a grandma-looking woman in an abaya with a HUGE smile on her face came by. I could tell she was new to the country, and someone had explained this custom to her, and she didn’t believe it, but everybody was giving her candy and she was having the time of her life.

One year, @themafinch was staying at my apartment on Halloween and helped me give out candy. The cutest little princess toddler just fully walked into my apartment and made herself at home while her embarrassed dad followed after her. 💕😭😂

Church next to pagan #Halloween street fest

Because I’ve seen what HOA meetings do to a man. The lawns are too green, the souls too soft. I speak like this because the spirit of war died in a cul-de-sac, and I was there to bury it—alone, beneath the flicker of a Ring doorbell camera.

The Chad Hindu (1.2B) vs. the virgin proselytizer

💡 Hell isn’t real

🧠 Hell is real and Rubio is in it

If he’d ever made it to Nam he’d have been the first officer fragged by his soldiers

Trump's swift demolition of East Wing may have launched asbestos plumes There is no confirmation that the Trump admin. followed abatement processes. BETH MOLE - OCT 31, 2025 8:36 AM | 120

✋🏽 T•••• infecting his WH

👉🏽 Giving his WH cancer https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/10/trumps-swift-demolition-of-east-wing-may-have-launched-asbestos-plumes/

Distracted boyfriend meme; 47 is holding hands with ballroom, but looking back at Lincoln bathroom

Platner is like a guy who was in a car crash and the only thing that’s keeping him alive is the parts of the car pinned against him, preventing an immediate torrent of internal bleeding. He’s talking for now, but he is already dead.

I'll remind you that most modern historians regard these tales as sensationalized, and the supposed destruction of the East Wing to build a ballroom while the people starved is widely accepted today to be allegorical in nature.