Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Collingsworth is a Company Man down to his core.

The Jolly Roger flag

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

Are you an NFL quarterback?
Do you need yards fast?
Is a large man about to pulverize your bones well behind the line of scrimmage?

Ask about Throwing Your Wide Receiver Into Defensive Pass Interference!

Has anyone in the NFL ever been more washed than Tua is?

Good lord

Oh hell yeah! Y'all check this out when it hits. Zoe is great.

Props to the writers and the performance

I can't remember the last time I hated a character as much as I do young Shauna Shipman

#yellowjackets

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck

kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform

Flawless list

My cat Spätzle making an absolutely unhinged face as she sleepily wakes up

The beauty of Spätzle waking up

A selfie of me pre-Zoe, looking haggard with a goatee.

A photo of me a year into transitioning wearing a Young Animal t-shirt and jeans shorts

A selfie of me in a lemon print dress with pink hair and sunglasses

A selfie of me in a crop tank top and jeans

Today is my 5-year tranniversary. In 2019 I finally fought off over a decade of repression and self-loathing to figure out who I am and live my life as myself.

I truly have no idea what the future is going to hold given...everything, but I wouldn't change a single part of it for anything.

Black Ops 6 multiplayer

What if we designed a spawn system that combined with these maps, guarantees that you will die within .05 seconds of spawning at least 10 times a match.

If I were an NFL Defensive Coordinator, I would simply not change to a soft zone defense to "prevent" big plays while up in the 4th

I might even continue to use the scheme that had held the other team to 3 points for the previous 3 quarters.

Jingling my little can asking for gigs once again

It's been over a year since I've had anything get picked up and that is a streak I would VERY MUCH love to finally kill

Contact info is in my bio, portfolio at my site!

There are passages in Night Watch that will get me choked up even though I've read it 6 times.

Do not put your name on a list. Wear an N95 mask. Cover identifying marks like tattoos. Wear nondescript clothing. One reason for black bloc tactics is that 30 people dressed identically makes it hard to identify any of em.

Fictitious headline of the New York Times by Pamela Paul titled "To Appease My Bigotry, We Must Sacrifice Trans People By Throwing Them Into a Volcano"

Every reactionary centrist after this election.

Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me, but it sure felt riiiight

Everything you've posted has been gold, but this right here is the most likely to get stuck in my head for days.

I sprint from cover, running straight at the tumble down building serving as a defensive fortification. A hail of bullets hit me and bounce off, as they were fired by a girl machine gun.

Hi I've gotten a ton of followers and keep catching a few slipping in so to be clear: if you use generative AI for art or writing or really any creative endeavors? Fuck right off, I don't want you.

Yes that includes doing HILARIOUS bits with ChatGPT that are SO FUNNY it's okay to use it. Trash.

Just here as a new join to say your name is fantastic

Brianna Wu is blocked by more people than voted for her in all her combined congressional runs.

As a furnace, this post makes me happy.

Grab a white Monster and listen to a great history podcast.

What are 4 games from 4 different systems that made you into the gamer you are today?