Stephanie Taylor

It must be so embarrassing to have voted for the most insecure, weak President in US history who throws tantrums in the Oval Office when he’s even lightly challenged.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

We are an embarrassment to the entire world.

a cartoon character is sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and a pearl necklace . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and a pearl necklace .

Fair point.

We truly live in the dumbest timeline.

Their arms just do that now.

I’m in the middle of watching it too and she was so great!

CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.

He started making these videos to get over his anxiety over lights going dark. He said it makes him feel brave every time he does one of these videos. 😭😭😭

Everything is terrible but there is this kid on TikTok who visits places and watches the lights go off. It’s so wholesome I want to cry. I wish I had something that brought me as much joy as the lights turning off brings him. 🥹

Reading Parable of the Talents now by Octavia E Butler. Found this passage relevant to our times. Actually this entire book is relevant to our dystopian reality. #booksky #booktok

I’m not surprised it happened; I’m just surprised it happened this quickly.

To all the Democrats saying “we’ll work together where we can”

Get a grip.

Editors: Please don't tell your reporters to ask Trump staffers what they thought Musk was doing or let them say, oh, well, it was intended as a wave or whatever. Just report that Musk gave the Nazi salute from the podium.

just a sparkling heil

before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.

packing boxes in warehouse setting, one slightly higher than the other, the words "DO NOT BREAK DOWN" can be seen on it

I am trying Mr. Box.

What a handsome fella! I’ll be thinking good thoughts for him. ❤️

That moment where the last ten years of human history suddenly clicks into place.

Sum up your personality in a gif…

I forgot this was starting. Thanks for the reminder. I’ve missed Dr. Carter!

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

We are governed by the stupidest most vile collection of narcissist billionaires.

Bird box meme making fun of anti-war Trump voters now that we are gonna invade Panama and Greenland.

I have spoken to multiple Pennsylvania swing voters who told me they voted for him cause he was gonna “end the wars”.

I told my therapist that I was trying to cut back on book buying and other non-essential spending. He said that doesn’t sound like fun, so that’s all the permission I need to continue stockpiling books! 😊

Until generative AI can experience crushing depression and harbor deep parental resentment, it’ll never truly be able to replicate the work of any creative professional I’ve ever known.

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

Pro tip work really hard tomorrow and schedule all your emails for 8am Monday so you're the O N L Y person in their inbox. Aggressively.