Fridarey

ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.

The only way my folks could get money at the weekend was finding a shop that knew you well enough to let you write a cheque for cash

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Olly, feeling left out of Boxing Day games

I see you've been to Dundee, yes

This is the best hair of 2025

YouTube video by Piranha The Thick Of It - Nicola Murray accidentally leaks the data loss

youtu.be/K6Hf_BKEfnY?...

I’d love to read that if it’s still available. Good for you.

It's wild and also wants to make me scrub my entire skin for even knowing about any of them

RFK was ALREADY peak weird to the rest of the world. Adding strange journo-lebritys (need to work on that) into the mix with their deranged frenemies kinda devalues the currency of weird.

Will read tho ;)

I learned from my mistakes. Now I have people in my life I love and who love me. Nothing else matters.

“girls more likely to get shit done while boys are HOLD MY BEERing”

We need to work on that

I’m dividing my Sunday equally between Balatro, whisky, Outer Worlds 2 and contemplating the utter satisfaction in not doing “all those other things”.

It’s only 10am on a rainy Saturday and I’ve already discovered 3 great people. Thanks!

It’s like a primary school band except they’re being followed by council binmen

Bizzaro

That is genuinely impressive strength. He says, reaching for the Friday afternoon emergency crisps

It’s great to go back to and, like you say, impressively prescient, like his others. I read Pattern Recognition this spring for the first time in 20+ years and had a blast.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I did point out an absolute fuckton of starlings last month

Good work!

All this hand-wringing about whether he’s “the face” Democrats need for 2026 when they just won't realise they need *everyone* who can engage with hope and positivity. That'll look different in Iowa to how it looks in New York and that's totally fine.

Orkney keeping it real

I’ve only done two of those things and I’m absolutely winning. I can’t imagine how you Olympians even exist!

That is honestly the best thing I’ve seen in my life

I don't jump to Barbie comments because nobody in the Oompah Loompah Cinematic Universe is as dumb as Hegseth or Nutlick but OMFG girl review some options, do some good in the world

This was painful to read, like the country's ability to be in the room with the grown-ups is melting before our eyes

Dammit

Oh, wait

BEYOND!

That (Jess’ not yours!) is the most depressingly stupid take I’ve seen in a while.

UK GenX have 01 811 8055 on instant recall

No problem. Also, just finishing the borders book, that was a great read, thanks!

They let me go to four pubs during a decent car journey though. Which used to be frowned upon…

It shouldn't be controversial to say I'm glad you exist; it should be laughable, like the very idea of saying it triggers childhood sniggers ;)

I'm staunchly pro-sniggering in the face of these over-inflated aneurism stans

Can I swap Musk World for Maggie Philbin and a toaster that plays Radio 1 please?

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."