Pants Shittington

As a general concept, buying a majority of your players from one or two teams/academies can look a bit suspicious and naive.

But when those players are Caicedo, Palmer, Delap, Cucurella and Pedro? Guys, who gives a damn. These are all great purchases no matter where they came from.

If Turnstile can write a pop album, there’s no reason Olivia Rodrigo can’t write a hardcore album.

“Chelsea spent over a billion pounds just to win the Conference League”.

Honey, this is the first of many. Chelsea spent over a billion points to win all the trophies over the next 15 years.

It’s gonna hit like crack when rivals realize that a good portion the “billion pounds Chelsea spent to win the Conference League” hasn’t even come over to London yet. Players signing outside of the transfer window what kind of loophole is this?!

Just an absolutely delusional manager to pair perfectly with an absolutely delusional fanbase. Match made in heaven for arsenal.

Turns out the bad feeling in their tummy that Arteta was talking about was just a massive shit that they took on the pitch in Paris.

Hahaha this solidifying the 100% overlap of Packers fans and Trumpers hahaha

he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy

We all know Trump is a total fucking loser but it’s pretty hilarious going from “I’ll end the Ukraine-Russia war in Day 1” to him walking away entirely, not 4 months in.

Get fucked Maresca

My admiration for Erin Cuthbert knows no bounds.

The Golden Age

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Thinking that an 80 year old has millions of others’ long-term interests in mind is hilariously stupid.

I know Arsenal has St. Tottingham’s Day, but what’s their name for when they officially start the “next year’s our year” storyline?

It’s that time of the season where you see Arsenal beat themselves and their supporters slowly but surely fall into depression.

It will never get old.

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

GET IN!!! 🔵✊

#CFC | #CHETOT

Excited to see how the unforced economic crash is worsened by the (spins wheel) peruvian iguana foot virus in (rolls dice) three months as a result of medical misinformation spread by (pulls lever) robert f kennedy jr’s elle magazine girlfriend at (guides ouija board) gayle king’s bastille day party

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

One of the circles of hell forces you to pick up something you dropped from the floor when you’re kinda still in motion so you can’t grip it and you have to go back again like 3 times in a row and just freaking focus for a second to actually get it except you never get it and it’s forever.

News Brief: Israel Kills Over 400 in 12 Hrs, Media Unsure if This Counts as Violating the 'Ceasefire' Citations Needed is a podcast about the media, power, PR, and the history of bullshit. It is hosted by Nima Shirazi and Adam Johnson, and produced by Florence Barrau-Adams.

In this News Brief, "Israel Kills Over 400 in 12 Hrs, Media Unsure if This Counts as Violating the 'Ceasefire'," we detail the struggle to continue framing Israel as a reluctant, defensive peace-seeking party despite its openly genocidal rhetoric and acts.

People ran Poch out of town.

Thou shalt not take the lord’s dick’s name in vein (workshop the dick vein joke if there’s legs on it)

You mean to tell me that Arteta stormed out of his presser early because he failed to win anything again? Say it ain’t so.

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

Notable that they know the sieg heil is bad based on how they can’t even come to do it correctly when trying to show “see??? It’s not a big deal!”

I fucking love you, Erin Cuthbert.

That back heel by Ramirez, my word…