Simon H

And they've just played Voodoo Ray while we wait, which is nice

Bed is overrated. Who wants that when you can squash in with thousands of sweaty northerners

A very foggy view at Manchester's White City arch

Behold the iconic view from White City into Manchester city centre. Manchester half marathon time.....

Nope. Turned on the sin bin and he should've been sent off

Update: we left before the end. That was shite.

Half time update: not going well. Can't afford to go a player down against a team this good even for 10 minutes.

Old Trafford before kick off on in the Grand Final

Let's go Wigan! #GrandFinal

Congratulations Duncan!

Counting down the minutes until Greta's pithy response at being exposed as the antichrist

They're that clever they've worked out everyone goes outside to watch comets, so it makes mass extermination a shame easier. I for one welcome our new comet-disguised overlords. Halley-lujah!

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Whose side of the wall will the party be on?

Percentage of sell side buy recommendations on S&P 500?

(I wish they'd do some jazzier colours one year)

A black shell jacket with light blue blocks on each arm and a TCS logo on the left chest. My prize for yet again failing to get a spot in the London marathon

Get ready to see lots of these on the streets in the coming days - the drop has started for the pre-ordered London Marathon losers top!

Apparently I should've known who Pitbull is. Who knew?

(Not me, clearly)

Ngl, Thomas Tuchel is living his best life here. Keeps two of England's biggest names out of the squad on grounds of maintaining squad cohesion & rewarding their performance last time out, now 3-0 up inside 20 mins. An all-time flex over big egos

Crummock Water reflections

Eat biscuits

Have noticed a trend of more overly right wing commentary from various sources, however could with the piece you shared last night, am surprised at how overt this stuff is from Jupiter

It's the hope that kills you

the usa said "let's roll shit back to the feudal era" and the vatican said "alright bitch"

It took me a couple of minutes to twig, then 💡. A doozy.

This is absolutely brilliant! Honestly, read it. Hope springs eternal.....

YouTube video by dolcebimbp Francesco C. happy days theme song original complete

Given how well* my day is going, you all ought to enjoy the same earworm I've given myself

*Ahem

youtu.be/slvGKU7HF6M?...

Ha, quite possibly! Let's call him a leading light then.....

Suspect this article will turn out to be bottom ticking LD membership numbers. Faced with Corbyn as LOTO & with LDs only party promising to reverse Brexit insanity, a £10 membership was a no-brainer. Didn't pay off, Brexit happened, ppl moved on & cancelled. Think it'll pick back up now

Got it in one!

Reminds me of my French exchange's dad asking me how to say Leicester

He's also renowned in rugby circles for being hilarious. I think he's a dick.