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The issue is people are *not* seeing it with their own eyes. The algorithms that dictate what they do and do not see are subject to extreme bias, and don’t show people what they would prefer not to see. Hence hank’s original question.

24.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.

Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.

Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlight

Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids. It's why they seek out sunlight

The peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.

The peace you take for granted was the result of war. You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.

Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?

Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

07.01.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3675    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 18

No, that’s so dumb Kyle. There is only Erykah Badu and Erykah Badunot.

22.12.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buddy it’s three paragraphs in!

25.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey you’re a really good community manager. This is a really good post.

14.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t stop at 15 - the effects at 25, 35, 85, 95, etc are all on that same scale, yeah?

13.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids are looking for the wall. β€œWhat happens when we push dad’s buttons even more?” … until that becomes too unpleasant for them. If your wall is non-violent, you’re doing better than a huge percentage of human history.

Lily *hates* my β€œfrustrated voice” and I’ll ask her for help keeping it away.

13.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crashing out on LinkedIn is a tried and true method of generating engagement - especially for (and by!) users who find themselves cataclysmically unemployed.

Those in the know are aware of one secret that eludes the typical shitposter. It’s not about crashing out…

It’s about crashing πŸ’₯ in.πŸ’₯

23.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw this while eating breakfast with the family - first time on the nugget, myself. Lovely breading everywhere you look!

23.09.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same though

23.09.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im sorry, you’re burying the lead here. Snakebake is now my favorite pokemon, on account of his croissant tail. Politely requesting a beret for his evolution.

18.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These forecasts are the grownup equivalent of the most annoying kid to play with in elementary school.
β€œUh no you ran really fast but you didn’t meet my target so you actually have to do layoffs and you don’t get bonuses. I still get my bonus because I’m sitting on the steps and that’s a safe zone.”

17.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need whatever the German word is for the intense feeling of underwhelm, cringe, and dejected support I experience when reading the phrase β€œbig ugly bill.”

It’s like democrats are coming to a beyblade tournament with pokemon cards. The card isn’t holographic and they spin and spin and spin on it.

02.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lillian is starting by breaking rocks for me in zelda

13.06.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tree puns? Really? Try branching out.

13.06.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a cry for help.

12.06.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toddlers are crazy because they’ll say something really sadly like β€œI don’t want to go to bed *forever*” and you’ll think β€œoh no my child is both beginning to grasp and learning to fear death” but really what she means is β€œbedtime sucks I want to stay awake forever and party.”

03.02.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I am finally watching arcane s2)

03.12.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 Oh, the seven seas /
Everybody wants to see my man-a-tee 🎡

03.12.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in it to simp for my friends

03.12.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really hesitant to make my accounts *PoLiTiCaL* but it has to be said.

Balatro is pretty great.

03.12.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me reply to this on the dumpster fire app you coward

03.12.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Leaving this platform until they finally add the only feature I care about: seeing the posts of every coward who has blocked me

16.10.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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