Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h
You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage
Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih
The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.
Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m
Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else
Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites
I also suck dick
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
07.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 2077 🔁 478 💬 15 📌 13
How does Protón drive work for you? I got the whole proton suite, but when I wanted to save an image from an iPhone app to it it brought up an error about not being able to communicate with it half of the time. Is it any better now?
03.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Person: say, i am alive.
Computer: I am alive.
Person: oh my god.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Wow -- incredible!!!
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Bilbo looking at his phone top
on bottom is ChatGPT
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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It’s Monday the 68th of January
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Hello from the Macromedia Freehand crowd
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ASH
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ARTE
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Fair question
23.01.2026 07:50 — 👍 147 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 2
Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks…
#Europe #Rutte
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Jared AI
Leto
🤝
Why do they keep
forcing this on us?
22.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 80 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0
3 panel comic
Panel 1:
A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!”
Panel 2:
A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?”
A guy in crowd answers “Nope”
Panel 3:
The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
imagine if it happens on tv
19.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 7338 🔁 1644 💬 92 📌 61
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
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A white wall with big black lettering saying. "Be the best you can be bothered to be".
Friday.
16.01.2026 07:07 — 👍 342 🔁 96 💬 4 📌 7
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
15.01.2026 16:58 — 👍 4401 🔁 2789 💬 125 📌 748
This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it
13.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 292 🔁 96 💬 3 📌 12
Nice
09.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NW: Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt [It Is Not The Homosexual Who Is Perverse, But The Society In Which He Lives]
09.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 235 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 1
ok deep breath everyone, the americans are waking up
09.01.2026 11:52 — 👍 340 🔁 45 💬 23 📌 0
bloc party were so right, it is so cold in this house
06.01.2026 08:21 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Nice
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Who is will stancil? Why does he always appear on the timeline? How do we defeat him?
04.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tell them the comic is by smoothdunk when you do!
03.01.2026 07:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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