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@ambignostic.bsky.social

Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores

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Oh I didn't know you were watching us!

10.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bouie's weakness is that he can't resist when someone is wrong on the internet, so we all need to stop filling his replies with low hanging fruit and let him focus his intellect on more subtle problems

10.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's basically what I said in a letter to the Kerry campaign. I hope you win, but other than my vote you'll have to do it without my help

10.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"punch cards for d&d character sheets" is some "Abraham Lincoln's fax machine" stuff

10.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now wait a minute

10.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, a fan of popular music:

10.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"There won't be an election" is an extremely strong and falsifiable statement, so it's easy to counter. And for that reason, it would be good for people to get out of the habit of saying it, because as Benny says, 2000 already showed you don't have to literally cancel elections to steal them.

10.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly this, and I think a lot of virtual ink is being spilled over the literal phrase "there won't be an election" as opposed to the more realistic and already extant concerns of election tampering.

10.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, colorist, for making the phone almost the same color of the sky so it looks like he's tugging on his nose

10.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You think Black is going to respect pawn captures?

10.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You cannot be serious

10.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah see that's the problem, my provider doesn't offer automatic forwarding for some reason

10.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you doing this? I'm using your service as a one-stop hub for mail from all my domains! That keeps me on your platform! Why do you want me to jump off to Titanmail or whatever, with its wonky UI?

10.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHY

10.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really? My mistake, I looked for them and thought they were gone. Probably bsky search is sputtering

10.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUN FACT: If you read the lyrics of "I Want It That Way" out loud, you sound like you're experiencing aphasia during a stroke

10.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that was the jeans ad

10.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a heterosexual with ace leanings, it was honestly a bit much on the hetero front

10.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nolan Void! This dude's name is @wolter.bsky.social !

10.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elias Isquith purged his entire bsky history a few months ago and honestly I can imagine anybody with a platform as big as the NYT might be tempted to make a regular habit of it

10.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure a bunch of chuds are doing a victory dance over the fact that he deleted those posts, but why wouldn't he. Who wants to leave their posts sitting out to attract more and bigger flies

10.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh for real – "why are there colors" is a call to performance, buckle in cause here we go, and the real challenge is packaging it so they don't zone out

10.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We've made it, Bsky is Fox News rage bait now

10.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will admit that while of course I knew who her dad is, I didn’t realize who her mom is

10.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa admiral holdo knew David lynch?

10.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hall & crosby & barnes & stills & nash & oates & burroughs & captain & young & glaxo & smif & kline & wessun & beecham & barnes & johnson & wellcome & johnson & tennile

10.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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10.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking with the authorities…. Yep, confirmed

10.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Bill the Pony" with art by Christina Kraus. Bill, a squat brown pony with a white mane, stands placidly in the foreground, his back laden with apples and packages. In the background a double waterfall tumbles down a sunlit red cliff. Card text: Bill the Pony - Legendary Creature β€” Horse When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "2, Tap, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Here you go

10.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly, I don’t want to fall in love with a track with a great instrumental backing, share it enthusiastically with my friends, and have them tell me ”you know that song is calling for genocide of Croatians, right?”

10.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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