@elifitch.bsky.social
Beautiful squishboy. VP of weirdo stuff at Figma. Games & car writing sometimes. Black Lives Matter.
Itβs goopy just look at it
24.07.2023 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lava IS wet though
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what a queen
24.07.2023 03:02 β π 800 π 113 π¬ 16 π 1I was high as fuck when I posted this but Iβd still want to know
24.07.2023 12:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are mashed potetaos a vegetable technically even if you put milk in it
22.07.2023 01:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is lava wet
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Me This edible ainβt shit
5min later:
What does salt taste like nobody can explain this to me
22.07.2023 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
heyyyyyy my new book YOU DESERVE A TECH UNION has an official launch date!!
βAvailable August 15.β
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https://abookapart.com/blogs/press/preorder-now-you-deserve-a-tech-union-from-ethan-marcotte
to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more
18.07.2023 21:54 β π 2112 π 489 π¬ 25 π 4
I got him
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Hat with a bass pro shop logo that reads βNeon Genesis Evangelionβ
I only buy clothes that make a strong political statement
15.07.2023 18:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New Yawk greatest city in da world!!!
15.07.2023 01:04 β π 81 π 17 π¬ 0 π 1
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers: "my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of a hot dog with mustard and "if you honk at me i will kill myself"
someone get this person a bluesky invite
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Uhhh so Josh Sawyer (the director of Fallout New Vegas, Pentiment, Pillars of Eternity, and several more greatest games ever) is on The Sunday Scroll and yβall need to listen
https://spotify.link/oAah3RmeiBb
Oh my god??? Tysm??????
05.07.2023 20:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So excited for the only jobs to be legacy rich person and Amazon warehouse worker in a few years
29.06.2023 14:27 β π 101 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Every day it gets harder and harder to work in tech and tell myself that Iβm still a good person
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28.06.2023 09:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Therapist: did you know that people with ADHD tend to hyper focus on new hobbies?
Me [discovered Gundam models 3 weeks ago]:
Incredible
24.06.2023 16:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm 135lbs and I absolutely promise that if you gave me the chance Iβd put him in the ground
23.06.2023 15:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My absolute favorite B/C-list shitposter tbh tho
23.06.2023 15:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The one thing Iβm not horribly embarrassed by lmao
23.06.2023 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was a really REALLY great read π
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Me trying to wear bright colors:
22.06.2023 15:22 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Remake yourself in your own image
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