Kit (Battle Damaged variant)

and you won't believe the waitlist fir a reservation

Though he is now considered one of the greats of the medium, in contemporary accounts of his life Rodney Dangerfield received very little respect

they should put big floating exclamation points over items you need at the store. and they should do something about all the suffering

Correction: these are Byzantine ruins

*hitting you with a hammer I bought with money I stole from you* Stop hitting yourself!

a menu is the table of contents for the contents of table

These bsky.app/profile/mari...

Adventurer Cat plush!! Standing on their own holding a sword and shield.

Dozing off in a forest, dreaming of adventure...

Bracing for battle with an imposing foe!!

Ready for adventure!!

Take a look at this amazing plush of my adventurer cat, made by @plushiluv.bsky.social!! They're poseable, have customizable expressions, can hold/wear props, stand on their own, and they're only around 10" tall!! Truly a feat of plush engineering, thank you so much!!

You can't pupa fish!

I'm 🤏🏼 this close to just posting 00's lyrics

Me to me: I should catch up with my friend in this difficult time. But not say "damn this shit sucks huh hbu"
Me to them: How's it all going, broadly?

the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos

Turnbased but with golf game meter mechanics

siiigh gonna go open the hood on my seedbox and stop mooching off ex-coworkers' plexes

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

someone should invent a game where you can't die in real life from it

and if you die in the game you're fine in real life

Watson AND Tracker seasons 3 this week, I'm stoked

"Continue to browse, but you won't find a better deal than 300 lollipops in this bag at this price"

Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me

I'm going to start making a Star Trek utopia. First step is wearing knit tops over linen jumpsuits. The rest will come.

I’ve been meaning to do anything

The normal amount. Certainly not INvulnerable

Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire

Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire

I am weak to fighting and poison 🙁

I'm like a pokemon, in that I also gain Experience when I eat a Rare Candy

If the butter knife is only used for butter why do I need to wash it?

A black cat on the overgrown ruins of a Roman bath

A black and white cat on the overgrown ruins of a Roman bath

A black and white cat with a tetrapak in front of some pillars

Some cats in some ruins

I am "barber shaved my ears" years old today