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this week in stupid: November 8 edition Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...

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Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit? a day in the life of a shameless lying liar

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this week in stupid: October 25 edition Pete Kegstand fakes it, Donny Convict breaks it, and so much more...

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Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall’

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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. his own press conferences put him to sleep. scenes from another batshit presser

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let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize and let’s congratulate the woman who did.

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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

dunk-tank clown and demented pantload lecture actual soldiers on soldiering what the fuck was that?

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WATCH: “I’m running for Congress in East Tennessee against a guy whose takes… they’re… I’ll just show you. 😬Please help me beat this guy.”

Michaela Barnett shows a few of @RepTimBurchett’s greatest hits 🤦🏻‍♂️ as she runs against him.

Her site: www.MichaelaForTennessee.com

Jfc.

Preznit Fuckwit gets the British welcome he deserves jolly old England, America thanks you

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Brian Kilmeade has his own ‘final solution‘ for the homeless also: Kash Patel sucks at his job, and Stephen Miller just plain sucks

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🤮

I call bullshit.

this week in stupid: September 13 edition MAGA maces her face, Dear Leader stinks up the place, and so much more...

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Norfolk VA www.ticketmaster.com/event/010062...

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Yeah, you should.

Dear Republicans in Congress,

Be like Victor.

Sincerely,
Minnesota

Me, wearing actual pants: “Yaaaasss!”

I swear this is the first time I’ve smiled in August.

My daily mantra.

I had to ask Chat because he keeps saying it over and over in case the Nobel people are listening