@maryjsays.bsky.social
wieners, sperjetti, & rap quotes word vomit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhlx4gosrngpa7q7q2eiynnc/feed/aaai257ywcopk
Once I put on my spicy lip gloss it is so over for you hoes.
15.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02026 prediction, I am will definitely stain my new white t-shirt.
08.01.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are more important things than what's going on in your life, like the particular things going on in my life.
07.01.2026 00:56 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0New year resolution, ghost more men
07.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Smells like toast in here
07.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Multitasking, but it’s just me smokin a joint and takin a shit.
04.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This eye mask will definitely fix me
04.01.2026 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So this is where you have all been hiding from me
03.01.2026 07:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Have you ever considered, wtf?
03.01.2026 07:18 — 👍 64 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 0New year resolution, listen to more Fergie.
03.01.2026 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want for Christmas is a Costco hot dog
19.12.2024 16:26 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0soupsational, soupillating, soupendous
03.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A sign on a glass door advertising “FOOT SHOES”
they also carry a wide selection of hand gloves, leg pants, and head hats
20.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 403 🔁 86 💬 29 📌 4Jokes on you fool, im already stoned to the bone
19.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0date:
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
Can I get canceled next? I could use a break
19.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Don’t be a soup nazi… be a soup commie
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
14.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 234 🔁 51 💬 10 📌 1If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
16.09.2025 03:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0She brought butter to a knife fight.
16.09.2025 01:04 — 👍 49 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0NEVER
22.05.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, then it must be correct
22.05.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0some people really go out of their way to make a pickup truck look stupid
21.05.2025 22:51 — 👍 174 🔁 60 💬 10 📌 1Got my name all up in they mouth like a hi-chew.
22.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry I projectile barfed when you introduced me to your newborn but all I could smell and think about was lunch meat
21.05.2025 23:32 — 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0defying the pharmacy gods by drinking grapefruit juice + tequila
21.05.2025 23:44 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Umm, no….well ok maybe
22.05.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now taking applications for husband(s) to murder
21.05.2025 00:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Horny horny hippos
21.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
