@maryjsays.bsky.social
wieners, sperjetti, & rap quotes word vomit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhlx4gosrngpa7q7q2eiynnc/feed/aaai257ywcopk
A sign on a glass door advertising “FOOT SHOES”
they also carry a wide selection of hand gloves, leg pants, and head hats
20.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 406 🔁 86 💬 29 📌 4Jokes on you fool, im already stoned to the bone
19.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0date:
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
Can I get canceled next? I could use a break
19.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Don’t be a soup nazi… be a soup commie
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
14.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 238 🔁 51 💬 10 📌 1If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
16.09.2025 03:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0She brought butter to a knife fight.
16.09.2025 01:04 — 👍 50 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0NEVER
22.05.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, then it must be correct
22.05.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0some people really go out of their way to make a pickup truck look stupid
21.05.2025 22:51 — 👍 175 🔁 60 💬 11 📌 1Got my name all up in they mouth like a hi-chew.
22.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry I projectile barfed when you introduced me to your newborn but all I could smell and think about was lunch meat
21.05.2025 23:32 — 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0defying the pharmacy gods by drinking grapefruit juice + tequila
21.05.2025 23:44 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Umm, no….well ok maybe
22.05.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now taking applications for husband(s) to murder
21.05.2025 00:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Horny horny hippos
21.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I am just about ready to runaway to Nigeria and marry that prince.
08.05.2025 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0*gestures wildly*
I was more popular before you all showed up.
Got my nipples pierced so I could hang bratwursts off of them.
07.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 183 🔁 65 💬 18 📌 0Cardinals: Natures' Jesus Birds
07.05.2025 21:00 — 👍 28 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
07.05.2025 21:35 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
You make me want to be a better sentence completer.
07.05.2025 22:29 — 👍 227 🔁 93 💬 2 📌 0🤩
08.05.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[the sound of loonies hitting the floor at a Canadian strip club]
07.05.2025 23:05 — 👍 184 🔁 34 💬 13 📌 0i'm currently having a bad life so maybe i'll get high enough that i can hear my cells dividing
07.05.2025 23:16 — 👍 258 🔁 34 💬 19 📌 0Ya! Where are the camouflage coloured animals?
WAIT A MINUTE
I don't believe in evolution because there aren't any hunter orange deer running around
07.05.2025 23:39 — 👍 98 🔁 59 💬 7 📌 0
