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"Work gives your life meaning" also "You're fired"

25.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

✨️efficiency✨️

18.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In the background in 3 fem-appearing people who look like they are from the 1950s. Text reads "if they want to go back to the 1950s we're bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. You put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in jello before God personally comes down here to stop me."

In the background in 3 fem-appearing people who look like they are from the 1950s. Text reads "if they want to go back to the 1950s we're bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. You put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in jello before God personally comes down here to stop me."

🦐🦐🦐

17.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly just thought Kendrick liked mustard.

17.02.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

🐳🐳🐳

16.02.2025 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have Canadian friends is giving "I'm not racist, I have a Black friend."

16.02.2025 07:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was told there would be winning???

10.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sorry friend, these are really hard times.

28.01.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just crying and crocheting. Think this might be my new 2025 thing.

28.01.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15 seconds of zen because we all need it right now.

28.01.2025 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How did you know it was me????? 😂

28.01.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Immediately DMs you

28.01.2025 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Adorable baby raccoon in the grass. Caption: touching grass is not enough, I need to bite someone

Adorable baby raccoon in the grass. Caption: touching grass is not enough, I need to bite someone

Happy Tuesday!

28.01.2025 11:18 — 👍 359    🔁 41    💬 9    📌 3

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