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@unicorntickles.bsky.social

Originally from FL, currently in Brooklyn. USF alum. Work in the financial industry, slightly schooled in psychology, general weirdo, fix your hearts or die ✌🏻

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Meanwhile they would call my dad blue collar because he works at construction sites but he ain’t doing the labor. He’s doing the numbers and mgmt, but he has the aesthetic.

(and in all fairness to my dad he did do the labor for a long time)

25.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know I didn’t think politics could get more ridiculous after that…I was very wrong.

25.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh imagine that

24.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally I take great solace from trying to stick to a β€œif I die it’ll be with my teeth in their throats” kinda approach to life

24.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5

I am proud of myself for "the Guy with the Grand Dragon Tattoo" and I want you all to see it

24.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to think of a way you could soften this headline to make it sound comically more pro-trump than it already is, and folks, I'm coming up empty

24.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

see so like. this is why we as libs need to actually start thinking about how to manage a 21st-century military. because after we throw the morons in charge out we're gonna need to fix our fucking house

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Do you know how to read a chart? Because the largest category is "I do not know this man" you can't just look at that his favorability is the lowest and say that. If you're going to work this way I can say he's the most popular because his unfavorable rating is the lowest. This isn't journalism.

24.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 10

But also did he piss himself?

24.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bannon is full of shit because trump is gonna be dead by then

24.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my theory as well. Infusions usually start low on the arm/hand in case there’s a vein blowout and you move higher in the arm. And infusions themselves can pause reactions that could potentially keep him out of the public eye for a few days

24.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever it is, it's on a one month schedule

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I must admit, I have always thought this was kinda true, just never in the ways that the people who deployed it as a weapon meant it. Because those chuds are themselves the weak men who make times hard.

24.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani getting all sorts of complete BS attacks lobbed at him through a primary/general and he campaigned through it So why are people whining because someone dug up oppo about some shit a different candidate actually did handled like a dipshit. Maybe ya boy ain't got that candidate dawg in him

24.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

let's fire an unpopular take, while we're here. in 2025, a substantial percentage, perhaps a supermajority of claims to be "working class" are actually a sort of Foucauldian jostle for - ironically - power, an attempt to legitimise your actions through the cosplay of being the Right Kind of Person

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Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

23.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16209    πŸ” 9441    πŸ’¬ 1242    πŸ“Œ 670

pretty fucked up tbh

23.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And like….THOSE ARE FUCKING TAXES YOU FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLES

23.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that makes sense lol

23.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had money like this I would so do this

23.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’d let him finish…

23.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are underestimating the degree to which people have a picture of what the white house has looked like their whole lives and now it doesn't look like that anymore.

23.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 972    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 14

Oh they are definitely that dumb

23.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between this and Sabrina doing a similar thing it is VERY CLEAR which pop stars are aware of The Moment right now and are rising to the occasion and which ones don't give a shit

23.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2560    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

EXTREMELY DIFFERENT!!

23.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the tribunals are televised

23.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what bothers me about everything right now. Everyone thinks they have to abuse or become abused and I just fucking hate it here

23.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who needs oxygen anyway!

23.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE vs. NYC The feds will not have a good time here.

"Building inspectors, yes. And safety inspectors. Is the water in the ICE office clean? Cut it off, to test it. Fire drills. Tickets on their parked cars. Brake light violations. Health inspections. Sidewalk construction. Street closures. More fire drills. More fire drills!"

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